This turned out to be one of the most competitive Brainbuster Tournaments on record. Four of the five games were among the most difficult of the year, and as a result no team had clinched anything going into the final week. While The Basement, Phat Turtle, and Teaser's led last week, there was plenty of room for movement in the final game.
When the dust settled, there was movement indeed. While The Basement and Phat Turtle finished 1-2 on the night, a strong and consistent performance by the folks at Moose McGuire's moved them into second place in terms of total score:
1 The Basement 56,094 2 Moose McGuires 50,172 3 Phat Turtle BBQ 48,768 4 Teaser's 48,617 5 Big Guys 45,834 6 Danny K's 45,589 7 Arch II 43,977 8 Wallaby's 43,778 9 Time Out West 43,374 10 Hanko's Sports Bar 42,990 11 Primetime Sports Grill 33,076 12 Okie Tonk Cafe 16,148
However, because everyone gets to drop a low score, the final standings shook out a bit differently:
1 The Basement 45,979 2 Phat Turtle BBQ 42,386 3 Moose McGuires 40,999 4 Teaser's 40,615 5 Danny K's 39,594 6 Wallaby's 37,828 7 Arch II 37,411 8 Big Guys 36,940 9 Time Out West 36,029 10 Hanko's 35,849 11 Primetime 33,076 12 Okie Tonk Cafe 14,882
Thus, while The Basement and Phat Turtle kept their gold and silver places from last week, Moose McGuire's sniped Teaser's out of bronze by just a few hundred points.
First of all, congrats to Phat Turtle for hanging on to silver position for the entire tournament. Given how hard the games were, this is a consequential accomplishment.
Second, congrats to Moose McGuire's for hanging in there to take the bronze at the last minute. This excellent team is long-overdue for such an accolade. I only wish that team captain REACH--who passed away just a few months ago--had been able to witness this.
Third, a shout-out to Teaser's for putting up such a strong performance all tournament. Although you don't even get the steak knives this time, no one can dispute your Brainbuster prowess.
Fourth, sincerest thanks to all of the other participating teams. You have proven yourselves to be among top teams in what is arguably Buzztime's hardest game. It is an honor to be included among you.
Last, congrats must go to The Fellowship at The Basement for their rare wire-to-wire tournament run. While I wish I could take credit for this amazing accomplishment, I can do nothing of the sort. None of them are regulars here, but I'd like to go on the record as saying that they would be just as formidable even if I were not lucky enough to play with them every week. You, as I understand the kids say nowadays, rock.
So this wraps up the 2025 edition of the Brainbuster Cup. I hope to see you all (and others!) join us for the 2026 edition next April!
_________________ Anon "He may seem like Mr. Rogers but a dark spirit lies beneath."
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