New Scaratings

Fat-ass retirees, such as myself, sitting on our well-developed rumps of an afternoon, tend to respond, with Pavlovian enthusiasm, to whatever bell is most recently rung.

WHO ON THIS LIST HAS NEVER BEEN APPOINTED TO THE SUPREME COURT?

1. SAMUEL CHASE
2. HARRY BLACKMUN
3. ALAN DERSHOWITZ
4. HUGO BLACK
5. JOHN MARSHALL

I can't tell you how many times I've seen this question. The distractors are spurious.

So having scored 1000 points each time I've seen this question, how would I improve it?

WHO AMONG THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN SEATED ON THE SUPREME COURT?

1. JEFFREY EPSTEIN
2. ALAN DERSHOWITZ
3. BRETT KAVANAUGH
4. HARVEY WEINSTEIN
5. HUGH HEFNER.