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 Post subject: House Rules
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:58 pm 
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Did I really say that Donald Trump is likely to die in office? That was a joke. Lighten up.

It's clear as day that we need to review the House Rules. If you don't like them, you'll have to make up your own.

House Rules

1. All lists shall consist of 10 items, and shall take 40 days and 40 nights to compose.
2. Since most generalities are generally true, feel free to extrapolate.
3. Go forth, be fruitful and multiply.*
4. Because metaphors bear the weight of authorial probity, chickens may be counted before they hatch.
5. Anyone caught trying to write a list in 17 days shall have his medical insurance suspended.**
6. Know who to kiss, where to kiss them, and when.***
7. Unattended children shall be given a double espresso and a free kitten.
8. Contributors who leave dangling prepositions shall be given plenty of ammunition to shoot with.
9. All tigers must be leashed.****
10. It's never too soon to panic.

* I cribbed this from a science textbook at the local charter school.
** Please note that this rule is gender specific. Women are permitted to write lists of any length at their discretion.
*** The Firesign Theater, from the album, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers."
**** This was on the bedroom door of my cousin Geoffrey. Yes, he did grow up to be an annoying hipster, but in his late 20's he married a lovely girl who slapped all the nonsense out of him.

Now that the Rules have been made explicit, I'm expecting a little more cooperation out of all of you.


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