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Iceman,

I am a TRIVIA PRINCESS

However, Iceman has stated he is going to try out to be Mickey Mouse at Toyko Disneyland...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Tiffany has a unique talent, she opens her beer bottles with her navel.

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ICEMAN is a Canuck on the run.

He fled Canada to hide out in the United States, because he was worried that he might be drafted into the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The United States granted him political asylum after he showed the athorities videos of the "Dudley Do-Right" cartoon show.

Here is one of the videos that helped ICEMAN get political asylum in the United States:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q83Jqd2h0Yg


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"ICEMAN, come back to Canada. All of the country's pennies are missing, and I think Snidely Whiplash is behind it. We need your help."

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy was the inspiration for the movie "Saturday Night Fever". He's a dancing machine, he loves the DISCO!!!

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ICEMAN, you are right again...

This is NO joke, I was so good that I once danced with seven women at the same time on stage at a wedding. I gave them my best John Travolta impersonation, and the gals kept climbing up on the stage to get into the action. Suddenly, I was surrounded by them, with their writhing bodies ready to dance. Once again this is NO joke...!

Here is the joke part:

ICEMAN was there that night, saw me dancing, went to his car, put on his drag costume, and tried to join the seven gals to dance with me. It didn't work for him. He wasn't able to get past my female dancing parters, who elbowed him out, fighting to be next to dance up close.

Here's some more of the joke part:

I know that it seems extremely unlikely that an Italian sex idol would go to a Scotsman to learn dancing steps and maneuvers, but John Travolta did. He's a great guy, and learned very fast.

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..................................................................... "Thanks Cloudy. How am I doing?"

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"The game is afoot."

While at his favorite local Italian restaurant enjoying some spaghetti, Cloudy wrote the screenplay for Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs II.

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Mudee helped make Cloudy's Spaghetti and Meatballs

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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ICEMAN didn't give up after his rebuff that night at the wedding dance on stage. He signed up for Arthur Murray dance lessons, and did so well that he started his own dance studio.

He loved line dancing and clogging, and turned out many championship clogging routines with his students.

Here's some video of one of his students' award winning clogging dance routines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmJj6LZogms

(If you watch the video, ICEMAN is the good looking guy, who usually winds up clogging with the prettiest gal on the stage.)

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"The game is afoot."

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There may be some seriousness here.

ICEMAN, I know that you never give up. That is but one of the many reasons why I respect you so much.

As for my complete thoughs, they are most likely only in my own mind.

Shucks, I guess I need to come up with a baseless lie about ICEMAN now.

Here's a goofy one... ICEMAN has a beer can collection that could be the biggest in the world. Last time I visited him, he took me on a tour of over 500,000 different beer cans that line the walls of every room in his house. Sadly, he still doesn't have a "Billy Beer" can. (If anyone out there has one, give it up, and send it to ICEMAN.)

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Here's a photo of ICEMAN I took of him in one of the rooms of his house while I was there:



............................................ "Sorry, they're all empty."

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"The game is afoot."

Sadly, I did have one of those cans... Nay, a whole six pack. Unfortunately I purchased them in my misspent youth & ultimately guzzled down that swill. Had I known at the time what a full six pack of that shit would be worth today.............

I prolly still would have guzzled it.



Cloudy's actual first name is Aloysius.

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Iceman was panned as keg tapper at Oktoberfest. He spent too much time drinking "Strange Brew"

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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ICEMAN was arrested while crawling through a farmer's strawberry patch last week.

While handcuffed and being thrown into the back seat of the sheriff's car, ICEMAN tried to explain to the arresting officer that he wasn't stealing any strawberries, and was only trying to find TEVERERTT. The officer said, "What you talking about, boy?"

ICEMAN replied, "She is a gal I know, who often paints her toe nails red and hides out in strawberry patches."

The officer rolled his window down to spit out his chewing tobacco juice, laughed, and took ICEMAN downtown just the same. After spending a night in the pokey, ICEMAN was released, because the farmer said that none of his strawberries were missing, and ICEMAN had no strawberries in his possession.

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"The game is afoot."

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The question isn't "In the what???" The question is "why?"

Why was ICEMAN crawling through a farmer's strawberry patch, looking for TEVERETT's toes...?

I called both TEVERETT and ICEMAN to ask them why. They both hung up on me once I mentioned the strawberry patch and TEVERRET's toes. I'm thinking this is something that the world really doesn't want to know the answer to.

Yeah, that was a totally baseless lie, but because it was just a follow up to a previous baseless lie, I think ICEMAN deserves a new baseless lie about him. (I'm gonna skip the silly beer can thing. They were probably empty anyway.)

Here goes:

ICEMAN was the model for the original crash dummy used to test cars for how well people would do in highway accidents. At the time he was a test driver for General Motors, who kept crashing the cars he was driving into walls. After cutting him out of the wreckage of a Camero for the umpteenth time, a GM car safety engineer grabbed him by the arm and said, "ICEMAN, we're working on a new project for car crash survivability testing. The cadavers are on the way out, and we're going to dummies. We want to design these dummies right, and we would like you to be the model for them, because your body has had a lot of experience, and we would like our dummies to be just like you."

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.................................................................. "ICEMAN, you forgot to shut the door...!"

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy is one of the inventors of the Monokini. He really liked how it looks on BORAT

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Yep, I was, and I want to thank TEVERETT for being the first woman to model one of the swimsuits. She looked mighty fine in it, and is probably responsible tor Monokini's great success.




p.s. TEVERETT, I don't consider myself an inventor, I prefer to be referred to as a designer.

p.p.s. I still feel guilty for allowing TEVERETT to jump into the icy waters of the Ohio River, and swim around in her Monokini for 20 minutes to demonstrate how other women would enjoy them too. What a gal...!

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"The game is afoot."

CLOUDY spent much of his summer working out, then trying out for a few teams in the hopes of realizing his boyhood fantasies of being an NHL star



It didn't go as he had hoped

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

Even though he can't skate, PENGWN, tried out for the Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team. He slid out onto the ice wearing sneakers, because he had no skates. After being hard checked and driven into the boards, he crawled off the rink. (The ice was too slippery for him to stand up.) The Penguins did offer him a job as their Zamboni driver, but he turned it down, because he had bigger fish to fry.

Rumor has it that PENGWN is now going to try out for Canadian professional football. He plans to show up for the Calgary Stampeders' training camp.

Good luck PENGWN, and here's some advice. Leave your hockey helmet at home, and wear a football helmet to the try outs.

p.s. You've got to love a guy, who never gives up.

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"The game is afoot."

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ICEMAN likes to dress up as Napoleon, and swaggers about his house shouting out orders to his pet gerbil, Pierre, in French.


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..................................................................................................... "En avant, marche!"


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....................................................................................................... "Oui, monsieur."


p.s. I had to think twice about using ICEMAN's latest avatar. However, finally decided because the picture was funny, and he picked it out, what the hey...

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"The game is afoot."

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This ain't a baseless lie, just a comment.

Damn, I wish I was that thin, and my right hip was in that good a condition.

(For those, who worry about only posting baseless lies about the person above you, please skip this post, and go after ICEMAN.)

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"The game is afoot."