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Cloudy is going to give me his secret recipe to "Spicy Meatballs"

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

teverett has the body of a movie star & the mind of Stephen King.

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Time for a switcheroo...

ICEMAN has the mind of a movie star & the body of Stephen King.


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Hey, I thought this was the baseless LIES thread

CLOUDY is one of today's announced Nobel Physics Prize winners. Apparently the Higgs boson was under his couch this whole time

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

pengwn has a very warm heart...



He has it in a small box next to the stove.

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ICEMAN believes in recycling, almost to a fault. Virtually nothing leaves his house in trash bags. He sees to it that almost everything he is done with makes it to the recycle center. How far has he taken his one man crusade to the save the World...?

Last week, after a year of collecting it, ICEMAN turned in 236 pounds of belly button lint to the recycle center to be made into new cloth.


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ICEMAN is an aviator. Not just an aviator, but a very daring one. He flies an ultra-light aircraft, that he built by himself in his garage. If that isn't daring enough, there is more to the story. This is not an ordinary ultra-light aircraft. Its engine is powered by flatulence. ICEMAN invented this engine, with all of the plastic tubing required to deliver the methane to it.

During a recent interview with a local TV station, ICEMAN told the reporter, "Nah, flying this baby is no problem. The only problem is having to eat ten cans of beans every time I want to go out and fly."


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A poem for ICEMAN:

"High Flight"

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air....

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace.
Where never lark, or even eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
- Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

Though the lyrics are little different from what I remember, here's a song for ICEMAN:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JizuHg_c7Ng

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ICEMAN ran away from home and joined the circus, when he was only seven-years-old. Unfortunately, it was a flea circus. It was a short-lived adventure. The never ending flea bites eventually convinced him it was time to head back home. After wending his way home for nearly a month, his parents took him to a veterinarian to have him deloused, before they would allow him to come into the house.

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(This is NOT a "Baseless Lie".)

ICEMAN and I have been going back and forth with "Baseless Lies" about each other long enough, with nobody else having the chance to get in.

I will become the first to blink...

I do this because I want to give others the chance to jump in.

Skip over this post, and don't worry about it being the person above you. Though it is in violation of ICEMAN's rules, I would say that this hiatus gives you the freedom to post a "Baseless Lie" about anybody you want.

p.s. What is the downside of violating ICEMAN's rules...? A slap across the wrist with a wet noodle, and a possible tongue lashing are the worst I would worry about.

p.p.s. I don't plan to get involved here again until the thread moves beyond ICEMAN and Cloudy.

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Cloudy was beat for the Nobel Peace Prize as the blue box causes more wars than peace - darnit all to hell...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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"Truth Like Football. Gets kicked around much, before reaching goal." - Charlie Chan

" Don't look back, The bastards might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

Frank

I thought that was a picture of Frank's woman...

Frank and Cloudy are taking a bucket list trip playing Buzztime in all 50 states. Look for them at a bar near you...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Time to lie about myself.

Teverett is auditioning for the role of Mrs. Claus at a department store near you...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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Unintentional duplicate post with no option to delete it.

So as not to waste this space, here is a patriotic message from years ago:

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"The game is afoot."

ICEMAN has been auditioning to replace George Noory on the "Coast to Coast AM" late night radio show.

If he wants to get the job, he will need to stop bursting out in laughter, when people call in with their stories about camping out with Big Foot.

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The Iceman is now working at WalMart as a greeter. Too bad he scares little kids away looking like Lurch.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

I view that as a plus.



teverett has a fervent love for the fashion stylings of Moms Mabley.

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ICEMAN must be on some kind of "happy pills", because he let TEVERETT get away with violating his rule for this thread about posting baseless lies about THE PERSON ABOVE YOU.

However, a kinder, gentler, more lovable ICEMAN isn't a bad thing.

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What kind of nonsenence is this...?

Breakfast...? What is that...? I don't get out of bed until after noon, and corn flakes could be the worst cereal ever invented. No matter what you might put on top of corn flakes, they will never taste good.

Now for a baseless lie:

ICEMAN got on to the government's "Affordable Care" web site by mistake last night. He thought he had a local pizza parlor's home delivery web site, and ordered a large cheese pizza with extra sauce. Amazingly, the pizza was delivered in less than half an hour. Sadly, the delivery boy handed him a letter that informed him that his health insurance had been cancelled.

After generously tipping the delivery boy, ICEMAN said, "I liked my old pizza parlor. It never cancelled my health insurance, when I asked for extra sauce."

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