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When I grow up, I want to be like Cloudy - a man who suffers from CRS.... - NOT

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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TEVERETT met Ed Snowden on Match.com several years ago. From what I hear, they hit if off, and exchanged daily e-mails until he fled the United States earlier this year. Not only was TEVERETT heartbroken when Eddie left to seek refuge in Russia, she is also quite worried that he might go public with the e-mails that she sent him, which were personal in nature and had nothing to do with national secrets. However, as I understand it the Russians are very interested in her e-mails, but so far Snowden has refused to turn them over.

Being concerned about TEVERETT's privacy, I contacted Edward Snowden about this, and this is what he asked me to pass on to TEVERETT:



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............................. "Don't worry Tevie. No matter what the Russkies threaten me with or how much they offer me, I will never turn your e-mails over to them."


p.s. I sure as Hell hope that NSA isn't monitoring this web site. They might think it is real, and TEVERETT might get a knock on the door to be greeted by men wearing badges

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy is so full of things.

A fun lie about him. Cloudy is the chief stall mucker at Churchill Downs. He can tell by the odor what the horses have been eating.

A true stinky job for a truly good dude.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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For those of you, who haven't read all of the posts on this thread, some years ago TEVERETT dug up all of the top soil in her yard, had concrete poured in, covered it with astro turf, and after that couldn't figure out why nothing she planted would grow. She called in professional landscapers, who gave up and went home, before unloading all of the new plants from their truck.

Soon after she gave me a call, begging me to bring a truck load of Churchill Downs horse manure to spread across her lawn. Yes, it was truly a "stinky job", but I did it. I am proud to say that it worked, and now TEVERETT has the only lawn in her neighborhood comprised of two foot tall dandelions, beautiful chick weed, and lustrous crab grass.

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p.s. TEVERETT, forget about the bill I sent you. I'm so happy that everything worked out for you, that I'm not going to charge you for the work I did.

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy auditioned to be Captain Steubing on the TV show Love Boat. However, he read the script, thought it was crap, and crawled into a bar never to be heard from again...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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TEVERETT has voted for Alfred E. Neuman for president, as a write-in, every time she has gone to the ballot box.

Last year while she was leading a Neuman rally, a reporter asked her, "Do you think Mr. Neuman is qualified to be president of the United States?" Her reply was, "What, me worry?"

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"The game is afoot."

That's OK. You can't leave because your passport is from Freedonia wth a Finwick visa

Zzuupp is the president of Freedonia. Here's some video of his inaugeral ceremony:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsUoxlSADk

p.s. I probably shouldn't say this, but zzuupp think about shaving that moustache off.

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"The game is afoot."

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(ICEMAN, I think you kinda skipped over zzuupp, but I'll let you get away with it.)



ICEMAN has been voting for Howdy Doody for president, as a write in, most of his life. At one of the Howdy Doody for president rallies he was leading, a reporter asked him, "Do you think Mr. Doody is his own man?" ICEMAN's reply was, "Of course he is. No one pulls his strings."

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"The game is afoot."

(This is not a baseless lie.)

I just noticed that both Alfred E. Neuman and Howdy Doody have freckles.

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ICeman and Cloudy have a serious thing for Mrs. Claus...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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liljol, still residing in a humble lil abode in Buzztime's Backyard, San Diego County, in The Horribly Site-Poor Golden State, California...

<--805 NTN Buzztime sites visited as of 11/13/2018...

F CUBS!!!!! FBOSOX!!!!!

FPDRES!!!!! FCHGRS!!!!!

Well... Welcome to the 'Baseless Lies' thread my lil friend.



Contrary to what is popularly believed, liljol has only visited four BT sites.

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Now I really can have fun with this. Cloudy, Iceman and LilJol auditioned to be the Three Amigos. Too bad they were out of tune when they sang "My Little Buttercup".

Yikes!

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

TEVERETT was on the Celebrity Dating Game some years ago.

She chose bachelor number 1, who turned out to be Alice Cooper. The three she didn't choose were Robert Redford, Mel Gibson, and George Clooney.


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..................Alice .........................................Robert................................... Mel ..................................... George

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Cloudy it is such a lie. I would have chose George - more along my giving back mode than the others...

Cloudy invited me to have deep fried turkey with him this year. I would have said yes but I found out I was going to be the turkey. Cloudy truly is a good man...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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Nah, I wasn't going to deep fry cook her. I was just trying to trick her into taking her clothes off.

It worked...!

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy,

Of course I take off my clothes everyday. Don't you take off your clothes or do you bathe and sleep in them?

Cloudy has a new title the Lounge Lizard of Louisville. You can find him at a trivia bar near you....

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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Once that would have been true, and I was, but sadly I am no more. Old age has taken it's toll on me. DANTE is now the Lounge Lizard of Louisville. As he struts about the bar, the ladies crane their necks to see where he will sit down, and will try to move closer to sit next to him.

Moving up the Ohio River a bit, there is now a Lounge Lizardess of Cincinnati. That would be none other than our beloved enchantress, TEVERETT, who never needs to worry about a ride home from the bar.

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Oh Behave Cloudy. I do not live in Cincinnati proper. I live in a township in the eastern burbs of Cincinnati. Besides there are few bars I go to on a regular basis.

A lie about Cloudy. Cloudy pardoned the turkey this year. Unfortunately, it was dropped from a helicopter in WKRP style. Oh the humanity.

As God is my witness, I thought that Turkeys could fly.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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I must confess, I am the helicopter pilot that told my crew chief to let that turkey go to find a new home. We were hovering at only about 500 feet over TEVERETT's house, when my crew chief tossed him out to let Tommy Turkey find his way back to the ground. TEVERETT saw Tommy Turkey flapping his way down, ran to her tool shed, grabbed an axe, ran back to where he was landing, and chopped Tommy Turkey's head off once he landed on the ground in her back yard. This is strange, because TEVERETT is a charter member of PETA, and went to Washington, DC to petition for passage of their law that nobody within the district of Columbia would be allowed to kill rats.

TEVERETT is an animal rights hypocrite.

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"The game is afoot."

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Along with TEVERETT, ICEMAN is also a charter member of PETA. When he led a demonstration to protect slugs and snails from being squished, and gave an inspiring speech on their behalf, the PETA crowd cheered. However, I am concerned that ICEMAN may be going too far in his crusade to save all living things from cruel humans, who might want to exterminate a few of. In particular, I worry about ICEMAN's love of cockroaches.

His latest video shows the cockroach band that he harbors in his home. Here is a shot of the invasive insect pests that ICEMAN loves, feeds, and allows to propagate within his home:



No matter how talented, cute, and cuddly these insects might seem to ICEMAN, I say it's time to spray Raid on the whole bunch of them, and if any of them escape the spray, stomp on them and squish those little bastards.

p.s. I only had my head cryogenically frozen for a short while to cure a hangover from Hell. You might want to try it sometime. It really works.

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"The game is afoot."