BAN the person above you...

pengwn · **Posted:** Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:46 pm

THE ICEMAN wrote:

I hesitate to do this to my lil friend but... liljol, by unanimous consent, is now banned for failing to take Cloudy to task for his lack of originality in the "Baseless Lies" thread. Cloudy does not seem to understand the meaning of "original".

THE ICEMAN is banned for repeatedly failing to switch on the bathroom fan as he exits

pengwn · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:01 pm

Just cuz . . . CLOUDY is banned for whining about Kentucky and Louisville being placed in the same region by the NCAA

Go Cardinals! But moreso, go Cyclones!
(Pretty bad that to win my pool, I need to lean on the team that lost their star to a broken foot)

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:33 pm

The reason for this banning is quite obvious... the flightless bird has stepped (waddled?) in oot of turn. Must be having delusions of grandeur, thinking he is Cloudy.
Therefore, pengwn, thou art BANNED!!!

pengwn · **Posted:** Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:05 pm

I'm still miffed about ASU failing to upset Texas, as they should have done. I don't know how, but it's got to be ICEMAN's fault in some way

So I'm banning him for that -- and jabbing his butt with a pitchfork for good measure!

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

pengwn is banned for his godawful, horrible brutality to THE ICEMAN. :roll:

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

liljol wrote:

pengwn is banned for his godawful, horrible brutality to THE ICEMAN. :roll:

Liljol is banned "for his godawful, horrible brutality" of the rules of capitalization. He is also banned for once again making a single sentence post that is shorter than his signature tag line.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:54 am

Cloudy wrote:

liljol wrote:

pengwn is banned for his godawful, horrible brutality to THE ICEMAN. :roll:

Liljol is banned "for his godawful, horrible brutality" of the rules of capitalization. He is also banned for once again making a single sentence post that is shorter than his

Cloudy is now & forever banned for being godawfully, horribly intolerant of other people's posts.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

liljol wrote:

pengwn is banned for his godawful, horrible brutality to THE ICEMAN. :roll:

Liljol is banned "for his godawful, horrible brutality" of the rules of capitalization. He is also banned for once again making a single sentence post that is shorter than his

Cloudy is now & forever banned for being godawfully, horribly intolerant of other people's posts.

ICEMAN is banned for being too fast on the trigger once again. I wasn't finished with my banning of Liljol, when you jumped in before I was done. Yeah, it wasn't a big deal. I only had a few words to go, but you should have realised that I wouldn't have ended my post with "shorter than his". Patience is a virtue.

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

CLOUDY is banned for his gratuitous pissing, moaning and whining over this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament draw. :lol:

pengwn · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:02 pm

LILJOL is banned for HIS gratuitous PM&W over the results of the NCAA tournament

Ordinarily I would recommend bird-watching as a calming, stress-free activity, but we all know the small mushroom clouds that would erupt out of the lildude's ears upon spotting that first cardinal . . .

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:09 pm

pengwn wrote:

LILJOL is banned for HIS gratuitous PM&W over the results of the NCAA tournament

Ordinarily I would recommend bird-watching as a calming, stress-free activity, but we all know the small mushroom clouds that would erupt out of the lildude's ears upon spotting that first cardinal . . .

The flightless bird that goes by pengwn shall now be banned for FAILING to understand the the mascot of the EDJU is not a bird.

pengwn · **Posted:** Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:44 pm

THE ICEMAN wrote:

pengwn wrote:

LILJOL is banned for HIS gratuitous PM&W over the results of the NCAA tournament

Ordinarily I would recommend bird-watching as a calming, stress-free activity, but we all know the small mushroom clouds that would erupt out of the lildude's ears upon spotting that first cardinal . . .

The flightless bird that goes by pengwn shall now be banned for FAILING to understand the the mascot of the EDJU is not a bird.

Like I would let facts get in the way of a good banning

THE ICEMAN is banned for allowing his dandruff to fall on my city for the past two weeks

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

liljol wrote:

CLOUDY is banned for his gratuitous pissing, moaning and whining over this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament draw. :lol:

I'm granting myself a pass and going to break protocol once again. (My excuse for violating ICEMAN's draconian rules is that I was in a situation, where I was unable to monitor and respond to Liljol's banning of me, which I cannot let go without replying to it.)

Liljol is banned for the word "draw" about the seeding of the NCAA's basketball brackets. The word "draw" implies randomness in the context Liljol used it. I can promise you that the seeding of the NCAA basketball tournament brackets is far from random.

Therefore, Liljol is banned for using a word that puts a misleading spin on his banning of me.

p.s. The underline was mine, not Liljol's.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

Another God damn double post deleted...

pengwn · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:07 pm

Flagrant disavowal of the rules AND a double post? It pains me to have to do this to my good buddy CLOUDY, but . . .

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:12 am

pengwn wrote:

Flagrant disavowal of the rules AND a double post? It pains me to have to do this to my good buddy CLOUDY, but . . .

pengwn, thou art banned for using a lame meme. Tsk, tsk.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

pengwn wrote:

Flagrant disavowal of the rules AND a double post? It pains me to have to do this to my good buddy CLOUDY, but . . .

pengwn, thou art banned for using a lame meme. Tsk, tsk.

"Meme", what the Hell is a "Meme"...?

I've got to ban ICEMAN for using some goofy word that grown up people have never heard of before. If he is going to persist in posting teeny-bopper argot, it would be nice if he would give us a definition of the word, which he darn well knows that FrankC and I have no idea of what it means.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:10 am

Cloudy has now been banned for gawdawful, egregious & gratuitously blatant fuddy-duddyisms.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy has now been banned for gawdawful, egregious & gratuitously blatant fuddy-duddyisms.

"Gratuitously"...?

ICEMAN is banned for stealing Liljol's favorite word.

I might ask you, "gratuitously" has several definitions, which one is your use of the word referring to? I looked at the definitions of the word and couldn't figure out how any of them could possibly apply to my post.

Even though I think you used the word incorrectly, I will grant you this, yes, I am a fuddy-duddy. :lol:

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

CLOUDY is banned for admitting to be a fuddy-duddy. :lol:

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

liljol wrote:

CLOUDY is banned for admitting to be a fuddy-duddy. :lol:

Liljol is banned for several reasons...

First of all, he is banned for thinking that my admission of being a fuddy-duddy is a big deal. (Certainly nothing that approaches a banning offense.) I might not have said that I was a fuddy-duddy in those exact words before. However, if you look at my posts, I think you will find that many times I have admitted to being a person, who doesn't like much of the new fangled things that have been gradually changing a world that I used to know for the worse, and for the most part liked. (Rap music is close to the top of my list of new things that I don't like.) :lol:

Secondly, Liljol is banned for trying to get into the "Guinness World Records" book for the most Internet posts with the fewest words of anyone else. :lol:

Finally, Liljol is banned for not coming out of the curmudgeon closet, and publicly admitting that he is a grumpy old man. :lol:

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

CLOUDY is banned for his egregious waste of two letters by using "publically" when "publicly" would have sufficed.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

Most of us would have had the courtesy of sending their fellow "ScaRating" friends a private message to correct a misspelling, instead of trying to embarrass them by pointing it out to everyone, who reads the posts on this site. However, that is not what I am going to ban you for.

I am banning Liljol for ducking, evading, and failing to address any of the substantive reasons for my banning of him in my previous post, and deciding to focus on something so picayune, as a simple misspelled word. :roll:

p.s. Thanks for the heads up. I went back and corrected my misspelling, but a private message would have been nicer.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:43 am

Cloudy shall now be banned for believing he is entitled to a "mulligan" on the Baseless Lies thread. If you cannot observe the rules, you have no honor. Plain & simple. Would Arnie or Jack ask for a mulligan?

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy shall now be banned for believing he is entitled to a "mulligan" on the Baseless Lies thread. If you cannot observe the rules, you have no honor. Plain & simple. Would Arnie or Jack ask for a mulligan?

ICEMAN is banned for being asleep for a week, and other reasons...

Hell, my post on the "Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You..." thread, that he is referring to, is about a week old. Besides the fact that a post that old is beyond the statute of limitations, why did he wait so long to dredge it up as a lame excuse for banning?

Not only am I banning ICEMAN for waiting so long to ban me on a post from another thread, I am also banning him for never responding to it in situ, especially because it was about him.

I am also banning ICEMAN for not telling anyone what he has done with ZOG's life-size, inflateable Barbie Doll, that he stole from him at their high school senior ball. :lol:

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