BAN the person above you...

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

CLOUDY is banned for polluting this thread with baseless lies from that thread.

SEKA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:45 pm

Cloudy wrote:

liljol wrote:

CLOUDY is banned for admitting to be a fuddy-duddy. :lol:

Liljol is banned for several reasons...

First of all, he is banned for thinking that my admission of being a fuddy-duddy is a big deal. (Certainly nothing that approaches a banning offense.) I might not have said that I was a fuddy-duddy in those exact words before. However, if you look at my posts, I think you will find that many times I have admitted to being a person, who doesn't like much of the new fangled things that have been gradually changing a world that I used to know for the worse, and for the most part liked. (Rap music is close to the top of my list of new things that I don't like.) :lol:

Secondly, Liljol is banned for trying to get into the "Guinness World Records" book for the most Internet posts with the fewest words of anyone else. :lol:

Finally, Liljol is banned for not coming out of the curmudgeon closet, and publicly admitting that he is a grumpy old man. :lol:

You probably didn't know that LILJOL has been (to borrow the old phrase) "banned in Boston", for using FBOSOX as an NTN playmaker handle. :twisted:

He has also been known to play lots of other NTN handles. And most of them start with the letter "F". :lol:

SEKA · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:47 pm

liljol wrote:

CLOUDY is banned for admitting to be a fuddy-duddy. :lol:

Well, at least it's better than being called an OLD FART! :twisted:

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:52 pm

SEKA will begrudgingly be banned for failing to read the rules of this thread as posted in the first post of this thread...

THE ICEMAN wrote:

...Basically, you get to ban (hypothetically! Don't get any ideas, Mods.) the person THAT POSTED IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOU and give a short reason (or reasons) why. Let's keep things on the civil side.

Since I am the originator of this thread & since SEKA is a relative n00b to these forums, I will use my executive privilege & give him a ONE TIME pardon. Meanwhile...

I hate to do it but... liljol is now banned for FAILING to take Cloudy to task for a triple banning - not allowed. Only one banning per customer (unless you started this thread, of course 8-)

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pengwn · **Posted:** Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:42 am

THE ICEMAN can take his executive privilege and my ban hammer, and stick 'em both where the polar sun don't melt the ice cap. SEKA's an adult and can take a banning with the rest of us

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

It doesn't look like anyone is gonna ban PENGWN, so I will.

PENGWN is banned for not explaining to the uninitiated what the Hell his "ban hammer" is. :lol:

Does it look something like this?

pengwn · **Posted:** Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:24 am

It's a little bigger, with spikes on either end

CLOUDY is banned for his grievous lack of judgment in posting the BT equivalent of the nuclear launch code. I'm sure if this had happened on Wheelie's watch, in the old forum, he'd have been banhammered so hard, he'd be catching up to Voyager 1 right about now

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:10 pm

pengwn wrote:

It's a little bigger, with spikes on either end

Keep your personal life oot of this. :shock:

pengwn wrote:

CLOUDY is banned for his grievous lack of judgment in posting the BT equivalent of the nuclear launch code. I'm sure if this had happened on Wheelie's watch, in the old forum, he'd have been banhammered so hard, he'd be catching up to Voyager 1 right about now

The small flightless bird known as pengwn shall now be banned for stealing the term "grievous" from that lildude. In addition, he shall also be banned for thinking Wheelie was a hardass. Wheelie was a cupcake when it came to wielding the ban hammer.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

pengwn wrote:

It's a little bigger, with spikes on either end

Keep your personal life oot of this. :shock:

pengwn wrote:

CLOUDY is banned for his grievous lack of judgment in posting the BT equivalent of the nuclear launch code. I'm sure if this had happened on Wheelie's watch, in the old forum, he'd have been banhammered so hard, he'd be catching up to Voyager 1 right about now

The small flightless bird known as pengwn shall now be banned for stealing the term "grievous" from that lildude. In addition, he shall also be banned for thinking Wheelie was a hardass. Wheelie was a cupcake when it came to wielding the ban hammer.

ICEMAN is banned for practicing hypnotism without a license. In particular, for trying to hypnotize me in my Clark Kent disguise.

"Cloudy, follow my hand. You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy. You are now a duck. Start waddling and quacking."

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:45 am

Cloudy is summarily banned for being clueless, 'nuf said.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy is summarily banned for being clueless, 'nuf said.

ICEMAN is banned for letting Liljol ghostwrite a lot of his posts for him. When I see one of ICEMAN's posts that is less than ten words long, I know what is going on. :lol:

pengwn · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2014 2:36 pm

CLOUDY is banned for ghostwriting most of his own posts (I know this because I can see right through them). He may return to ScaRatings when he changes his handle to CASPER

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

pengwn is banned for bungling away his chance to visit one of the unique sites in NTN Buzztime's Site-Poor Backyard during his visit to SoCal last year.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2014 5:23 pm

liljol shall now be banned for failing to tell us all that he is safe in wake of the nasty wildfires in the Site-Poor Backyard, San Diego County, in The Horribly Site-Poor Golden State, California...

Tsk, tsk...

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

Well, hell. Out of turn or not, CLOUDY is banned for failing to provide my birthday cake.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:03 pm

liljol wrote:

Well, hell. Out of turn or not, CLOUDY is banned for failing to provide my birthday cake.

liljol is now banned threefold...

1) Failing to ban the person directly above him (that would be me)...
2) Failing to realize Cloudy has not been on this site for almost a week...
3) Whining aboot not receiving a cake on his birthday for the second year in a row...

Anyway, here's your cake a day late you lil old grump... 8-)

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

liljol wrote:

Well, hell. Out of turn or not, CLOUDY is banned for failing to provide my birthday cake.

liljol is now banned threefold...

1) Failing to ban the person directly above him (that would be me)...
2) Failing to realize Cloudy has not been on this site for almost a week...
3) Whining aboot not receiving a cake on his birthday for the second year in a row...

Anyway, here's your cake a day late you lil old grump... 8-)

ICEMAN is banned for choosing Home Economics instead of Shop in junior high school. (Most of the guys took Shop back then.) He did very well at sewing dresses and canning jam. However, apparently it looks like he didn't do so well at baking birthday cakes, and I will also ban him for torching Liljol's birthday cake. :lol:

p.s. I've been to ICEMAN's tool room. I was surprised that the only real tools there were a hammer, a pair of pliers, and a phillips screwdriver. However, it was wll stocked with several kitchen aprons, oven mitts, and just about every kitchen gadget you could think of. :lol:

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

Hells bells. CLOUDY is banned for *still* not giving me my birthday cake.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:07 am

liljol wrote:

Hells bells. CLOUDY is banned for *still* not giving me my birthday cake.

liljol, thou art banned for being a greedy ingrate wanting two birthday cakes.

You're going to ruin your girlish figure my lil friend. :roll:

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

liljol wrote:

Hells bells. CLOUDY is banned for *still* not giving me my birthday cake.

I know that I am breaking the rules, because Liljol wasn't the person above me, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

After reading Liljol's post, I felt guilty for missing his birthday, even though my personal circumstances didn't allow me to catch it. So I went to Krogers and bought him the best flaming birthday cake they had. I Also got Paul McCartney to sing him the best birthday song there is. I would not go to these lengths for just anyone, but I thought I owed it to Liljol.

So why am I banning him...? I'm banning him for his lack of understanding why I missed his birthday, and worse yet, for not taking the time to say thanks, when I made up for not wishing him happy birthday, baking up a cake, and giving him a song to listen to on his birthday.

p.s. Anyone who wants to ban me for posting out of order, go ahead and do it, but don't expect a birthday cake from me, if you do... :lol:

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:50 pm

Cloudy wrote:

liljol wrote:

Hells bells. CLOUDY is banned for *still* not giving me my birthday cake.

I know that I am breaking the rules, because Liljol wasn't the person above me, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

WTF are we going to do with you Keith??? Be thou brain damaged???

Cloudy is now, once again, BANNED for breaking the rules of this thread.

mudee · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:16 am

ICEMAN is banned for not finishing his plate of bacon. :shock:

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:09 am

mudee wrote:

ICEMAN is banned for not finishing his plate of bacon. :shock:

Mr. Mud shall now be banned for failing to realize that the pile-o-bacon pictured above is barely enough to make a decent BLT, preferably with some sourdough bread & beefsteak tomatoes. 8-)

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

mudee wrote:

ICEMAN is banned for not finishing his plate of bacon. :shock:

Mr. Mud shall now be banned for failing to realize that the pile-o-bacon pictured above is barely enough to make a decent BLT, preferably with some sourdough bread & beefsteak tomatoes. 8-)

ICEMAN is banned for breaking his New Year's resolution to diet and lose weight. If that "pile-o-bacon" is only barely enough to make a decent BLT to him, and he needs a couple loaves of sourdough bread to have a BLT that is satisfying, I've got a feeling that his New Year's resolution to trim down and get back to fighting weight has been tossed into the dumpster of broken promises to oneself. :cry:

liljol · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:41 pm **Posts:** 2497

Hells bells. CLOUDY is banned for his gratuitous, half ass try to resurrect "The Coffee Drinker's Thread" with a crock of bullshit.

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