Happy Birthday Thread

defined1 · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:00 pm **Posts:** 84

Cloudy wrote:

defined1 wrote:

Barbie is soon to become an american citizen and is in Point Roberts,wa. WAAAh no one remembered my 78th birthday on August 25 in here although many buzztimers wished me well on facebook
aka MRCM and Deffy,

I'm sorry that I missed your birthday.

I've got a feeling that you might be joshing us about being 78. Your punctuation, capitalization, and choice of words make me think you might be 50 years younger (or more) than what you claim.

p.s. Have you entered your DOB into the "ScaRatings" data base...?

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.................................................................. "Oops, I dropped it. Sorry, but I'll try to make up for it next August 25th."

no joke i am vintage 1934

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

defined1 wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

defined1 wrote:

Barbie is soon to become an american citizen and is in Point Roberts,wa. WAAAh no one remembered my 78th birthday on August 25 in here although many buzztimers wished me well on facebook
aka MRCM and Deffy,

no joke i am vintage 1934

Gotta believe ya. All this time I thought it was either FrankC or myself, who were the oldest Old Farts posting here.

p.s. If it isn't asking too much, could you save FrankC and me a room at the the nursing home, when you get there. We aren't far behind. :lol:

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.............................. "I've got two buddies, who will be checking in pretty soon. Could you get them rooms pretty close to mine, so we can play together as a team on trivia night?"

tiefly · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:54 am **Posts:** 1665

DEFFY must have had a sex-change before being admitted to the nursing home...unless that nurse is her...according to CLOUDY's photo.

FrankC · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:54 pm

"Gotta believe ya. All this time I thought it was either FrankC or myself, who were the oldest Old Farts posting here.
p.s. If it isn't asking too much, could you save FrankC and me a room at the the nursing home, when you get there. We aren't far behind."

Cloudy, believe me, we will be in a nursing home long before Deffy. When we are 78 and she is 91, Deffy will be nursing us.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

tiefly wrote:

DEFFY must have had a sex-change before being admitted to the nursing home...unless that nurse is her...according to CLOUDY's photo.

OH NO...! I've goofed up on sex again. The last time I made this mistake was when I thought TEVERETT was a guy, because of her ballsy posts.

Please forgive me DEFFY, I didn't know that you were of the gentler sex.

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.................................... "Don't worry Cloudy. I'll have the folks at "Sunny Rest" save rooms for you and FrankC close to mine, but no funny business guys."

defined1 · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:00 pm **Posts:** 84

Cloudy wrote:

tiefly wrote:

DEFFY must have had a sex-change before being admitted to the nursing home...unless that nurse is her...according to CLOUDY's photo.

OH NO...! I've goofed up on sex again. The last time I made this mistake was when I thought TEVERETT was a guy, because of her ballsy posts.

Please forgive me DEFFY, I didn't know that you were of the gentler sex.

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.................................... "Don't worry Cloudy. I'll have the folks at "Sunny Rest" save rooms for you and FrankC close to mine, but no funny business guys."

My daughter took all the courses on geriactric care, so we will be well looked after lol

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

defined1 wrote:

My daughter took all the courses on geriactric care, so we will be well looked after lol

Ask her, at age 66, if I should stop taking Geritol Junior and switch over to the hard stuff?

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Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

...................................................................................... Happy Birthday MEGUMI...!

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...................................... "Yeah, it looks like a calculator, but don't try doing any actuary work on it. You'll get frosting on your fingers. It's really a birthday cake."

Marylin knows you are really an actuary, but she had a bit to much to drink before she sang your birthday song to you, and used the word accountant. Click below and listen to Ms. Monroe singing her heart out to you on your birthday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qulReYR5zt8

p.s. I ran across another song that I think you might to sing to your lady friends. Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZF61Ts_Bs

p.p.s. If SCAR is listening, he might want to use it too... :lol:

pengwn · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:29 pm

Wow, is it time for another quintet of FMGUMI handles again?

Have an excellent birthday, Bill

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

Happy Birthday "Google".

"Google" is 14 years old today...!

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http://www.google.com/logos/2012/Google ... 2-2-hp.gif

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

................................................................. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STATS...!

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Here's a British rapper chicken to sing you happy birthday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldozHQdw5NE

STATS · **Posted:** Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:34 pm

Cloudy wrote:

................................................................. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STATS...!

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Here's a British rapper chicken to sing you happy birthday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldozHQdw5NE

Hey Cloudy, thanks for the birthday shout-out!

But how did you know that I liked British musical performers? I saw that chicken with the gold medal that said "Mr. C" on it. How did you know that my last name started with a "C"? With that Sherlock Holmes logo you're sporting, I guess you're gonna tell me it was "Elementary".

Also, thanks for the cake; I wish I didn't need so many candles...

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

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.................................................................................. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SteveW...!

Sorry Steve, this is the best "Happy Birthday Steve" song I could find... enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFj-5NEX4S4

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

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.................................................................................... HAPPY BIRTHDAY FISK...!

FISK, I think you'll enjoy this birthday song that Paul McCartney sings for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF1bG5LUcs

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

The "ScaRatings" just had two members with the same birthday. With 365 days in a year, how likely is this to happen? If you take a random group of 30 people, 2 will have the same birthday 70% of the time. If you increase the random group to 40 people, it goes to 89% of the time. Take the random group up to 50 and it gets close to certainty at 97% of the time.

Check it out:

http://www.tc3.edu/instruct/sbrown/stat/birthday.htm

MitchWolf · **Posted:** Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:58 pm

Cloudy wrote:

The "ScaRatings" just had two members with the same birthday. With 365 days in a year, how likely is this to happen? If you take a random group of 30 people, 2 will have the same birthday 70% of the time. If you increase the random group to 40 people, it goes to 89% of the time. Take the random group up to 50 and it gets close to certainty at 97% of the time.

Check it out:

http://www.tc3.edu/instruct/sbrown/stat/birthday.htm

Next month it will happen again...I let you figure it out yourself.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

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................................................................................. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMMIN !

You have no idea how hard it was to find a "Jammin" birthday song, but I did...! I not sayin' you're gonna like it, but here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ghHucgkMk

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

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........................................................................... HAPPY BIRTHDAY RCADIA...!

I searched high and low, but couldn't find an exact happy birthday song for RCADIA, so this is what you get:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5mPnYLto3I

p.s. Actually I kind of like your birthday song, it really isn't all that bad, and it's kind of funny.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

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.............................................................................................. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE !

Joe, if you are listening, here's your happy birthday song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kwCub7IAW8

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

I am starting to get the feeling that I am often throwing birthday notes in bottles into the ocean, hoping that they will wash up on a shore, where some birthday person will somehow find it. However, despite the fact that I am probably wasting my time, I'll keep doing it in hope that one of those bottles might, by some miracle, find its way to someone celebrating their birthday.

MitchWolf · **Posted:** Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:20 pm

Cloudy wrote:

I am starting to get the feeling that I am often throwing birthday notes in bottles into the ocean, hoping that they will wash up on a shore, where some birthday person will somehow find it. However, despite the fact that I am probably wasting my time, I'll keep doing it in hope that one of those bottles might, by some miracle, find its way to someone celebrating their birthday.

Believe me, in two weeks, two people will.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

MitchWolf wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

I am starting to get the feeling that I am often throwing birthday notes in bottles into the ocean, hoping that they will wash up on a shore, where some birthday person will somehow find it. However, despite the fact that I am probably wasting my time, I'll keep doing it in hope that one of those bottles might, by some miracle, find its way to someone celebrating their birthday.

Believe me, in two weeks, two people will.

Thanks Mitch, I'll keep tossing those birthday message bottles into the sea. I'm afraid that in two weeks I will be on Long Island, and might not have access to a computer. I'll do my best to try to wish both of them a happy birthday.

MitchWolf · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:22 pm

Cloudy wrote:

MitchWolf wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

I am starting to get the feeling that I am often throwing birthday notes in bottles into the ocean, hoping that they will wash up on a shore, where some birthday person will somehow find it. However, despite the fact that I am probably wasting my time, I'll keep doing it in hope that one of those bottles might, by some miracle, find its way to someone celebrating their birthday.

Believe me, in two weeks, two people will.

Thanks Mitch, I'll keep tossing those birthday message bottles into the sea. I'm afraid that in two weeks I will be on Long Island, and might not have access to a computer. I'll do my best to try to wish both of them a happy birthday.

Ah....another visit to Chip the Bartender n Colgate

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

Cloudy wrote:

I am starting to get the feeling that I am often throwing birthday notes in bottles into the ocean, hoping that they will wash up on a shore, where some birthday person will somehow find it. However, despite the fact that I am probably wasting my time, I'll keep doing it in hope that one of those bottles might, by some miracle, find its way to someone celebrating their birthday.

Well. you missed an opportunity at a two for one deal on 11/8.
It was the birthday of both NOMAR and BACHO.
Happy belated birthday fellers.
Try harder next time Cloudy.

Nomar · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:45 pm

spotes wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

I am starting to get the feeling that I am often throwing birthday notes in bottles into the ocean, hoping that they will wash up on a shore, where some birthday person will somehow find it. However, despite the fact that I am probably wasting my time, I'll keep doing it in hope that one of those bottles might, by some miracle, find its way to someone celebrating their birthday.

Well. you missed an opportunity at a two for one deal on 11/8.
It was the birthday of both NOMAR and BACHO.
Happy belated birthday fellers.
Try harder next time Cloudy.

Thanks, Spotes

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