Shelter at home musings

scar · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:57 pm **Posts:** 2218

A couple of things I have been considering during my time at home:

Can you put too much ham and cheese in an omelette ?

With no barbers, should I shave my head for the second time in my life, or grow my first ponytail?

clark · **Joined:** Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:28 pm **Posts:** 273

scar wrote:

A couple of things I have been considering during my time at home:

Can you put too much ham and cheese in an omelette ?

With no barbers, should I shave my head for the second time in my life, or grow my first ponytail?

You should do the ponytail and then immediately buy a motorcycle..My hair is looking like the late 70s when we couldn’t see our ears..

scar · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:57 pm **Posts:** 2218

My wife says we should get a 3 wheel Can-Am

rayj1029 · **Joined:** Sun May 27, 2012 10:51 am **Posts:** 200

scar wrote:

My wife says we should get a 3 wheel Can-Am

A Honda Goldwing?

Merkin · **Joined:** Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:16 am **Posts:** 772

My beard has Dostoevsky-like ambitions.

scar · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:57 pm **Posts:** 2218

rayj1029 wrote:

scar wrote:

My wife says we should get a 3 wheel Can-Am

A Honda Goldwing?

Wow, I have not been on a Goldwing in 40 yrars.

GONE D · **Joined:** Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:33 am **Posts:** 710

scar wrote:

Wow, I have not been on a Goldwing in 40 years.

The ponytail, definitely.

I haven't been to a barber in fifty years, about as long as it's been since MERKIN contemplated a safety razor.

JAN M confided to me, that with her beauty parlor shut down, her fingernails were six inches long and her hair was down to her ankles.

She was exaggerating. Her hair is barely past her waist.

GONE D · **Joined:** Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:33 am **Posts:** 710

scar wrote:

Can you put too much ham and cheese in an omelette ?

Not if you keep adding eggs. But you'd already figured that out.

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