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After knocking on close to a thousand doors, I gave up on my petition, after hearing, "No way. That spot belongs to Hillary Clinton. Get off of my porch, you male chauvinist pig!" over and over again. After the negative reception I got, I think I'll have a better chance to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, for my great feats in my Little League career.

TEVERETT has her own petition going around to put Hillary on Mount Rushmore, after she is elected president, and just about eveybody is signing it.

TEVERETT's plan is to put Hillary on the left side of the mountain, where there's lots of room.

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CLOUDY keeps getting kicked out of Kroger's for attempting to alphabetize each aisle. When he was chucking apricots and zucchinis back and forth across the produce section last month, it was sheer pandemonium. Fortunately, the mother of the little boy beaned by the cauliflower shortly before CLOUDY's apprehension was persuaded to drop all charges

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

pengwn, in an attempt to corner the krill market, has taken oot a loan upon his mortgage & consequently found that the Agence du revenu du Canada is on his feathery lil butt for failing to declare his massive krill profits.

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I qualified for a mortgage at some time in my life . . . now THAT is a baseless lie!

THE ICEMAN is spending his summer building a life-size statue of Elvis out of pennies. He's going to call it The Copper King

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

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PENGWN has been running a program of passing out flyers to penguin families in Antarctica, telling them to send their children to him in Canada, where he will find them homes. His flyers go on to say that even though their children will be illegal aliens technically, the Canadian government will give them a pass, and they will ge given amnesty and Canadian citizenship within a year. Once that has happened, you will be free to join your children in Canada to reunite your family. His fee for this service is a mere $4,000 Canadian dollars per waddling black and white, feathered youngster.

Everything was going great for PENGWN, he was raking in the dough, and registering all of them, so they could vote him into Parliment.

Eveything was going great until a new group of illegal penguin youngsters staggered ashore after their 9,000 mile swim, exhaused and starved, on the wrong day. It was a Thursday, and PENGWN wasn't there to meet them, because he couldn't miss playing the "Six" game on Buzztime. He got down to the beach to pick them up first thing Friday morning, but alas he was too late. All of the penguin immigrants had died of exhaustion and starvation waiting for him on the beach.



Worse yet, the Mounties happened by that morning. They arrested PENGWN, handcuffed him, and hauled him off to jail for cruelty to animals.

His political committee is trying to put a positive spin on this, but I fear that PENGWN's Parliment aspirations are in a lot of trouble.

p.s. Canada geese get a free pass into the U.S. anytime they want it. As long as they can eat for free while they're here, they don't really give a damn if they are here legally or not.

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Cloudy loves Jell-O Pudding Cups....

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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I didn't mention where Cloudy liked to eat his Jello Pudding Cups and with whom...

Anyway, Iceman will not grace us with his presence at Triviapalooza as they will not allow him to bring his portable Ice Machine on the airplane.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

TEVERETT has a freezer in her garage that is stuffed full of Jello Pudding Cups, Twinkies, Ho Hos, and a lot of other tasty things to nibble on. She also has an electrical generator hooked up to it, so they won't go bad if terrorists explode a nuclear bomb in Ohio, and she loses power.

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Cloudy was Gary Glitter's protege... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

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How in the world did ICEMAN know that I was Gary Glitter's protege...? I thought this was a secret, and it bothered me so much that I spent several hours Googling this tonight to try to find the answer. I FOUND IT...!

ICEMAN is the president of the Gary Glitter fan club, and knows everything that's going on. As I understand it, ICEMAN begged Gary Glitter to be his protege, but was rebuffed because he didn't have what it would take to be Gary's protege.

Don't despair ICEMAN, Gary and I will be going out to suck down some brewskis next week, and I'll see what I can do for you. I know how envious you must be, but I'll be trying my best to get Gary to reconsider making you his protege. Keep your fingers crossed, and try to find your guitar that you've got gathering dust and cobwebs somewhere in your attic, just in case things work out.

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Cloudy is the proud owner of a "Shatner Turbo 2000".

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Iceman is making anatomically correct snowmen

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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ICEMAN took his favorite anatomically correct snow-woman to bed with him. However, as she started to melt, he moved her and his bed into his large walk-in freezer. ICEMAN now sleeps in arctic explorer insulated pajamas, and has moved his cable TV into his walk-in freezer.

That's cool, man...

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Geez Cloudy, have you ever had an original idea in your life? Do you always have to feed off of someone else's posts???



Cloudy, being the parasite he is, had a bit part in this movie... Attack of the Giant Leeches


OBTW, even as a leech, you look absolutely fabulous in that Shatner Turbo 2000.

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(Call me a leech, if you want. What I try to do is build a goofy story line that expands on other's silly stories, and moves them on into new silliness. Actually, that's more difficult than ignoring previous posts and simply making something up out of the blue, which is very easy.)

ICEMAN has the world's largest coprolite collection, and uses an outhouse in his back yard, instead of his flush toilet, in hopes of leaving coprolites of his own for paleontogists to find a million years from now.

(Now was far enough off topic to make you happy...?)

p.s. I don't think anyone has put "Attack of the Giant Leeches" on the "Obscure Movies that You Like" thread yet. As soon as I hit enter on this post, guess what thread I'm headed for.

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ICEMAN's favorite TV program is "Ding Dong School". He has all of the episodes that you can find on DVD. As I understand it, he watches them every night, when he goes to bed. He once asked me, "Cloudy, don't you think Miss Frances is a hot babe?" I couldn't figure out how to answer his question, so I just smiled, and shrugged my shoulders.

Here's part of an epidsode from Miss Frances's "Ding Dong School":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je4dZAfcqLg

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy is the Principal of Ding Dong School. Iceman is the substitute teacher who made me play four square with Pengwn, Spotes and Big Dog. No matter why I was beaten black and blue.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Yes, I was the principal for "Ding Dong School", and TEVERETT was one of Miss Frances's students. It was with a heavy heart that I was forced to expell TEVERETT from "Ding Dong School", after she was caught cheating on a napkin folding class. After her expulsion, TEVERETT tried to get a job on the "Mr. Wizard" show, but wasn't hired, because they weren't looking for a kid, who could fold napkins into a rabbit or two dolls.

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liljol, still residing in a humble lil abode in Buzztime's Backyard, San Diego County, in The Horribly Site-Poor Golden State, California...

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Liljol graduated from Princeton, with three majors, honors, summa cum laude, and of course was a Phi Beta Kappa. He earned his masters at Yale in record time. After that he was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, and when he returned to the States, he went to Harvard, where he worked for over a year on his doctoral dissertation. Sadly, he was denied his doctorate degree. Extremely upset, Liljo marched into the dean's office demanding to know why. The Dean slid his reading glasses down on his nose, looked Liljol straight in the eye, and said, "Young man, you are not going to get a doctorate degee from Harvard with a dissertation that is only three sentences long."

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