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 Post subject: Everyone be sure to say goodbye to PENGWN before...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:20 pm 
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PENGWN was one of the 200,000 people, who applied to the "Mars One" search for volunteers to go one a one-way trip to colonize Mars. ("Mars One" is a non-profit company based in the Netherlands, and so far it appears that they are serious about their colonization plans.)

PENGWN was overjoyed, when he received an e-mail from them, informing him that he had made it past the first cut. It was very difficult for him to decide to go. He knew that there would be no bars on Mars that had "Buzztime" trivia, and it would be most unlikely that his laptop would be able to connect to the "ScaRatings" after he left Earth, but the adventure in his soul told him that he had to do it.

We should throw a big going away party for PENGWN, but don't rush out and buy a present for him any time soon. "Mars One" doesn't plan to start launching its volunteer colonists to the Red Planet until 2022.

Let's all hope that PENGWN watches the new Ridley Scott movie, "The Martian" and that it changes his mind about suiting up, and climbing into the capsule... :lol:

p.s. If you think I'm Joking about "Mars One", check these links out:

http://www.space.com/24112-private-mars ... teers.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4tgkyUBkbY

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Cloudy has the worlds largest collection of 5 1/4 floppy discs and matching drives. He is saving them knowing that someday they will be the next retro craze, and he plans to cash in for a nice retirement.

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Martin Winterkorn.
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 Post subject: Re: Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You...
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ICEMAN is hereby banned for using Martin Winterkorn twice as a baseless lie about me. :shock: 8-) Oh wait, wrong thread. :roll:

ICEMAN invented German Gang Signs. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You...
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ICEMAN is hereby banned for using Martin Winterkorn twice as a baseless lie about me. :shock: 8-) Oh wait, wrong thread. :roll:

ICEMAN invented German Gang Signs. :mrgreen:

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Jealousy gets you nowhere pal... 8-)

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 Post subject: Re: Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You...
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ICEMAN was the understudy of Edward Scissor Hands.

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ICEMAN once tried to sail from Chile to Easter Island on a modified tricycle. ;)

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ICEMAN installed a rear window defroster on his Yugo so his hands would stay warm while he pushed it to work. :shock:

And he also welded 2 Yugos together to make a 4 door and called it a WEgo. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You...
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:37 am 
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ICEMAN installed a rear window defroster on his Yugo so his hands would stay warm while he pushed it to work. :shock:

And he also welded 2 Yugos together to make a 4 door and called it a WEgo. :mrgreen:

Mudd promised all rights & profits to Yugo window defrosters & curb feelers were to be put into a trust fund dedicated to the betterment of THE ICEMAN. He, in turn, would turn these funds towards the betterment of the "Humble lil abode in NTN Buzztime's Site-Poor Backyard, San Diego County, in The Horribly Site-Poor Golden State, California..."

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 Post subject: ICEMAN's greatest disapointment...
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:42 pm 
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ICEMAN has a wonderful singing voice. For years he dreamed of competing on "American Idol", and finally this August he decided he was going to do it. His idea was to sing a medley of the theme songs from his three favorite TV cartoon shows from his childhood, which were "The Flintstones", "The Jetsons", and "Scooby Doo, Where are You". He spent every free moment memorizing the lyrics, and practicing in front of his bathroom mirror, until he was ready to go to Fox to audition.

This is when the greatest disappointment of ICEMAN's life occurred...

When ICEMAN sat down in front of Fox's audition secretary, and told her that he was there to try out for "American Idol", the young lady looked dismayed, and with tears in her eyes, told ICEMAN, "I'm so sorry sir. "American Idol" was cancelled last May.

All is not lost though, ICEMAN now sings these songs to entertain his fellow trivia friends during break times between games at the bar. :lol:

Wanna hear them...? Here they are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyANjPYqsnI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FysobubtDcI

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 Post subject: Re: Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You...
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Cloudy dreams of Electric Sheep.

mudee was very disappointed when he went to Home Depot & was told they were all out of Tannhauser gates.

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 Post subject: ICEMAN switched his party affliation...
PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:46 pm 
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ICEMAN switched his party affiliation to the American Vegetarian Party back in 1960. When he got into the voting booth, all of his votes were write-ins. After drinking with him to the wee hours of the morning one night, he told me that he was very disappointed that none of his write-ins received more than one vote.

I won't bore you with all of his write-in votes, but here a few of them that ICEMAN shared with me:

President - Red Cabbage

Governor - Brussel Sprouts

Senator - Black eyed Peas

House of Representatives - Broccoli

ICEMAN continued to search grocery store produce aisles, looking for better vegetable candidates to write in until 1963, when the American Vegetarian Party disbanded.

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Cloudy thinks he is a koala bear & has been eating a steady diet of eucalyptus leaves. An unexpected side effect of this is that his farts now smell like cough drops. :shock:

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 Post subject: How did this thread every come into being...?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:24 pm 
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Because this is one of the best threads on the "ScaRatings", and everyone knows that we can thank ICEMAN for creating it, I think the time has come to tell the story of how ICEMAN came up with the idea.

Back in December of 2010 ICEMAN was a little hard up for cash. He needed to come up with $10,000, but had nowhere to go to get the money. In desperation he came up with an ingenious idea, a lawsuit...! However, there was nobody he could sue for a real reason, so he decided to make up a baseless lie about his 90-year-old, widower, next door neighbor, accusing him of capturing his cat, and sacrificing it in a satanic ritual. He further claimed that this deplorable act had caused him $10,000 worth of emotional pain and suffering.

The doddering next door neighbor, who represented himself in court (without a lawyer) was totally incapable or refuting any of ICEMAN's baseless lies, and the jury found in favor of ICEMAN. After cashing his $10,000 check, ICEMAN thought that a Baseless Lies thread on the "ScaRatings" might be fun.

p.s. Don't worry about ICEMAN's neighbor. The judgement didn't cost him a penny. His homeowner's insurance covered all of the $10,000.

(Before someone decides to sue me for the above post, I must say that it was totally made up. None of it has a scintilla of truth to it. ICEMAN is a truthful, honorable, and honest person, who would never do anything like what my goofy baseless lie says.)

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Cloudy once got a DUI on a tricycle. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: MUDEE believes in fairies...
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MUDEE believes in fairies...

Every time MUDEE reads J.M. Barrie's "Peter Pan", or watches Mary Martin's TV version of it, he claps his hands to show that he believes in fairies to bring Tinker Bell back to life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6IKaLF4Fqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK_E9tprK1s

p.s. I was unable to find a video of the clap your hands, if you believe in fairies, in the Disney "Peter Pan" feature cartoon. However, if it's there, you can be sure that MUDEE and ten or eleven neighborhood kids are there watching it with him, and all of them are clapping their hands to bring Tink back to life. :lol:

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CLOUDY's such a liar; I'm holding out for Pluto One. Much more ice to skate on

For the past 84 years, CLOUDY's morning ritual has included motorboating the milk once he's halfway through his bowl of Corn Flakes

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 Post subject: The most gullible astronaut wannabe...
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PENGWN has to be the most gullible astronaut wannabe...

He was a finalist for the "Mars One" colonization project, and actually being fitted out for his space suit, when he got a spam e-mail from some rip-off company called "Pluto One". Their sales pitch was that for a mere $10,000 he would be GUARENTEED a seat on their first mission to colonize Pluto. They also told him that he would be the only male on the flight, and the other three astronettes would be sexiest Playboy centerfolds that he wanted to choose out of last year's issues of the magazine to go along with him.

Like a fool, PENGWN called the "Pluto One" people up, and gave them his credit card information, allowing them to take ten grand out of his bank account. The next thing he did was to call the "Mars One" people, and tell them not to bother making a space suit for him, because he had a better deal, and to drop him from their program.

My God, how gullible can PENGWN be...? Pluto isn't even a planet anymore!

p.s. He should have become suspicious, when he had to call Nigeria to give them his credit card information. :lol:

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CLOUDY has 2 brothers named CIRRUS and CUMULONIMBUS. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: MUDEE tried to start a business...
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MUDEE tried to start his own business a number of years ago. It failed in a week. Very few were interested in MUDEE's bakery, that only offered real mud pies. :lol:

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Today, I'm writing in a vote for CLOUDY to be my MP, because he possesses every quality one could hope for in an elected representative

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 Post subject: Real Change ...
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PENGWN really cast his vote for Justin Trudeau today. Why...? He voted for Trudeau because of his campaign slogan, "Real Change". PENGWN interpreted this to mean that Trudeau was going to instruct the Royal Canadian Mint to start minting Canadian pennies again, which they had discontinued back in 2012.

Why was PENGWN so excited about this? The answer is that PENGWN is a serious numismatist, who has a collection of every Canadian penny ever made. He had just purchased a box of ten new Canadian penny collector's books, when the coin was discontinued. Every night he would look at all of the pennies he had collected, and with tears in his eyes, he would glance over at the box of his empty penny collector books that would never be filled.


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