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Lady Gaga's next outrageous outfit will be crafted from back hair our very own CLOUDY self-shaved and mailed to her for last Christmas

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

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ICEMAN was supposed to go along with us, but he screwed up and showed up wearing a Big Bird costume. We could have worked things out, but ICEMAN scoffed at Pengwn and me, and launched into singing "Yellow Bird" at the top of his lungs. His loud and off key screeching of the song caused someone to call the cops. When they showed up, he refused to stop belting the song out, and they arrested him.





ICEMAN, next time you try to sing "Yellow Bird", don't screech it out at the top of your lungs. Sing it softly and sweetly. The Kingston Trio would like to help you with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkpUuB37L-I

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CLOUDY also has a rap sheet related to Sesame Street, but his crime was showing off his "woolly Snuffleupagus"

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

pengwn has a serious drinking problem. It has got to the point where he he can't sit on his ledge & pound away on the playmaker any more. Shame, shame...

iceman is melting away

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

This thread will not die. Come on gang - someone has to have baseless lie to post.

Here's one. Cloudy secretly has a tattoo of the University of Kentucky logo on his left ass cheek. It seems that our dear friend spent a night in Tijuana with some tequila and a few other things. He asked for a Louisville logo, and the gringo only heard Kentucky and put that tattoo on Cloudy's cheek...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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Ssshhhh! Not so loud! Don't give Lady Gaga any ideas!

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"My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder'." - comedian Steven Wright

Why has SEKA been away from trivia forums for so long?

Well, the answer is Seka was hoping to beat the Perrier and San Pellegrino people at the lucrative sparkling water game with a more sophisticated gimmick than mere carbonation for making the water bubbly. Alas, the business plan had to be abandoned, because despite several years of effort, it has proven impossible to breed miniature flatulent clams

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

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THE ICEMAN wants to be more attractive to the ladies, so he's started licking magnets on an hourly basis

This weekend he was nearly busted for public intoxication, after a deputy noticed him walking past a chain-link fence

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

pengwn was the centerfold on the March 1996 National Geographic.

-- RWM

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"...It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED...."

Our Zog is a direct descendent of King Zog of Albania. Though he is an American, he still remains very patriotic to Albania. I've heard that our Zog is so upset about Russia's invasion of the Ukraine may only be the first step towards a takeover of the Balkans, that he is now in the Ukraine to help them fend off any further Russian advances towards Albania.

I can promise you that the Ruskies will not get past ZOG, because he knows that it is only 733 miles from the Ukraine to his beloved Albania.

p.s. Zog I'd be there with you, if I weren't nearly 68 years old and hobbled by osteoporosis in my right hip.

p.p.s. Yesterday, I got my permanent Handicapped Parking Sticker from the Department of Motor Vehicles. (No Joke.)

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Cute, ICEMAN... but not true.

Actually, I came to the planet Earth seeking beer. You've got the wrong planet that I came from. My planet had no name. It was a dying planet. When all the hops and barley plants wilted and died, I knew that the planet Earth was the place to go, if I ever wanted to chug down a brewski again, after I picked up TV Beer commercials from Earth on my interocitor. No, my friend, I have come to Earth to drink beer and to serve man.

Now for the truth. ICEMAN and his buddie Giovanna Maggiolo came from another dying planet in the same solar system that I came from. Their mission is to take over the Earth by making all Earthlings so obese from eating sweets that when their main invasion force lands, the roly-poly Earthlings they have to face, will be in no shape to put up a fight. If you've gone to a Walmart lately, and looked at the people, who are there, I think you will realise that ICEMAN and his buddie Giovanna Maggiolo have accomplished their part of the invasion plan.

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ZOG got a life-size inflatable Barbie doll for Christmas, when he was a senior in high school. He really liked it and kept it in his bedroom. He should have left Barbie there instead of taking her to the senior ball as his date.

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Not too bright, are you Cloudy? Once again you feel the need to break the rules. What the hell are we going to do with you?


Meanwhile, when Cloudy was young he used to put underwear on puppies just to give them wedgies.

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Give me a Mulligan... I'm still trying to catch up on threads that I have for the most part been away from for nealy three months. I scroll up and down on them looking for others' posts that I feel like I need to reply to. When I saw ZOG's post, I thought I needed to give it a humorous reply. Mind you that this was after more than a few brewskis, and I forgot the rules for this thread. Please forgive me.

Now, I guess I need to post a baseless lie about ICEMAN.

ICEMAN was at the same senior ball as ZOG. After his date went to the ladies' room and didn't return for over an hour, ICEMAN started looking around the place for another woman to dance with. He saw many cute girls, that looked like they might be bored with the guys, who had brought them to the ball. There were a lot of them, but once he saw ZOG's gal, he knew that she was ripe for the picking. Boldly, ICEMAN cut in on ZOG and inflatable Barbie on the dance floor. After one close slow dance with her, he escourted her to his car, and took her home. The next morning, when he woke up, he noticed that Barbie had deflated. No problem for ICEMAN. He drove on down to Lowe's, and bought a roll of flesh colored duct tape and a bicyle pump. As I understand it, ICEMAN and ZOG's life-size inflatable Barbie are still together. Good move ICEMAN, I think she must be a pretty cheap date, when you take her out to restaurants and bars.

p.s. Is she any good at trivia?

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"The game is afoot."

Actually, you are more closer to the truth about me than you think.

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"My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder'." - comedian Steven Wright

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ICEMAN leads a charmed life...

While on his recent tour of the Far East, he was booked on Malaysia Airlines flight 370 to visit Bejing. When the airline's representative at the gate announced that the flight was overbooked, and they were looking for volunteers to take a later flight and receive a $600 voucher for future flights, he decided to volunteer to be bumped.

This was not the first time ICEMAN cheated the Grim Reaper. In 1956, while returning from an Italian tour, he got to the dock five minutes after the Andrea Doria had put to sea. He would have made it in time to board, if he hadn't overslept after sleeping off a night of drinking way too much Chianti.

Anyway, I must give you all some good advice. If you ever happen to be on a trip with ICEMAN to India, and for some reason he doesn't board the train to see the Agra, DON'T GET ON THAT TRAIN...!

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ICEMANS's favorite baseball teams are:

1- The Boston Braves

2- The Saint Louis Browns

3- The Washington Senators

4- The Kansas City Athletics

5- The Brooklyn Dodgers

6- The New York Giants

7- The Philadelphia Athletics

8- The Colt 45's

9- The Toronto Maple Leaves

He bets big money on each one of them every year, thinking that surely one of them will eventually win the World Series. I can't bring myself to tell ICEMAN that it is impossible for any of his favorite teams to ever win the World Series. I'll leave it to Liljol to explain this to him.

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"The game is afoot."

ICEMANS's top ten favorite baseball teams are:

1- The Boston Braves

2- The Saint Louis Browns

3- The Washington Senators

4- The Kansas City Athletics

5- The Brooklyn Dodgers

6- The New York Giants

7- The Philadelphia Athletics

8- The Colt 45's

9- The Milwaukee Braves

10- The Toronto Maple Leaves

He bets big money on each one of them every year, thinking that surely one of them will eventually win the World Series. I can't bring myself to tell ICEMAN that it is impossible for any of his ten favorite teams to ever win the World Series. I'll leave it to Liljol to explain this to him.

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