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THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:39 pm

zog sneaks out in the middle of the night, heads downtown & flashes the statues in the park.

pengwn · **Posted:** Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:10 am

The Iceman slathers himself in bronzer, and practices standing as still as a statue

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

pengwn once learned how to play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on the heckelphone because "you know, chicks dig it"

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:59 pm

spotes has been known to paint his toenails red & hide in strawberry patches.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:33 pm

pengwn · **Posted:** Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:41 pm

THE ICEMAN wanders around airports, hoping for pat-downs

ANON · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:59 pm **Posts:** 2232

pengwn wrote:

THE ICEMAN wanders around airports, hoping for pat-downs

PENGWN has built a shrine in his house for venerating Preston Manning.

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

ANON won the 1997 Magaret Collier Award for his never-ending promotion of quasi-obscure Canadian content which was later rescinded upon his refusal to promote the burgeoning back bacon market in that country in their attempt to fund Little Mosque on the Prairie.

pengwn · **Posted:** Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:13 pm

ANON wrote:

PENGWN has built a shrine in his house for venerating Preston Manning.

I love that word REEE-FOOOOOOORM!!

spotes wrote:

ANON won the 1997 Magaret Collier Award for his never-ending promotion of quasi-obscure Canadian content which was later rescinded upon his refusal to promote the burgeoning back bacon market in that country in their attempt to fund Little Mosque on the Prairie.

spotes wishes Celine Dion would quit changing her phone number

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:15 pm

pengwn collects belly button lint & knits nice little doilies for the local semi-pro hockey team... The Flames.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:40 pm

MitchWolf · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:57 pm

Iceman's avatar is a picture of Taylor Hicks' older brother

pengwn · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:43 am

MitchWolf is Buzztime Nation's biggest Rebecca Black fan

ANON · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:59 pm **Posts:** 2232

The "Greyhound Bus" that PENGWN claims he'll be taking to Ohio is actually a private Lear Jet that he hides in one of his shell corporations for tax purposes.

pengwn · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:07 pm

ANON likes to pee in the shower. Upwards

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:21 pm

pengwn is actually a professional midget stripper. (watch out for botfly)

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

ICEMAN was once put under house arrest by the pope for proclaiming that his world revolves around the Sun Devils.

sakictgif · **Joined:** Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:53 pm **Posts:** 170

SPOTES believes "Shock the Monkey" should have been the choice for 7th Inning stretch song @ MLB games.

pengwn · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:17 am

Sakic's staying up all night Thursday, and as soon as Kate starts walking down the aisle, he's gonna be bawling like a baby

sakictgif · **Joined:** Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:53 pm **Posts:** 170

Pengwn had to turn down his invitation to the royal wedding - due to the fact Greyhound would not reverse its policy of avoiding driving on the Atlantic Ocean.

zog741 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:48 am

sakictgif, on the other hand, will arrive at the Royal wedding by spaceship.

-- RWM

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:18 am

spotes wrote:

ICEMAN was once put under house arrest by the pope for proclaiming that his world revolves around the Sun Devils.

Are you trying to say it doesn't? 8-)

Anyway, zogenheit451 believes the Soup Nazi actually massacred six million noodles for the chicken noodle soup.

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

While in high school drama club ICEMAN refused to perform Shakespeare because he thought gonorrhea was named after one of King Lear's daughters and Hamlet was about a baby pig.

Tolle · **Joined:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:15 pm **Posts:** 607

SPOTES has been dating a monkey for about a year and is hoping to breed a super race of monkey people that will rule the world and use bananas as currency. He has not come to grip with the fact that he and his monkey lover are both male and are unable to reproduce and has had many an ugly tiff with Bobo about the amount of money he is spending on pregancy tests only to have them come back negative.

pengwn · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:23 pm

Tolle is attempting to corner the markets on baking soda, oven cleaner and potassium hydroxide

Oh, wait. This thread is for baseless lies. My bad 8-)

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