The event needs an ex-football player at the door with a laptop.....
Bouncer: License and BT user name please? (takes credentials and punches a few keys on the laptop) I'm sorry, you don't have the requisite game averages to enter. Maybe next year. Next!
License and BT user name please? (takes credentials and punches a few keys on the laptop) I'm sorry, you don't finish over half your games. Maybe next year. Next!
License and BT user name please? (takes credentials and punches a few keys on the laptop) I'm sorry, you play on an iPhone. Next!
License and BT user name please? (takes credentials) West Virgina? Are you fucking kidding me? Next!
License and BT user name please? (takes credentials and punches a few keys on the laptop) Ah, very nice game averages. Finish almost all games started, well done. Play on the standard PM, excellent. Very well, here is your official name tag. Your certificate of bash attendance. Your groupie for the weekend. If you call a correct answer first you get 15 minutes alone in the back room with your groupie. If you call an incorrect answer you buy a round of shots for all those with a PM. No, it doesn't matter if you're playing LTT. You are required to play until the place kicks you out after closing, none of this leaving immediately after the premium game. You are required to watch the sunrise a minimum of 1 time with at least 4 other attendees after staying up all night. If you fail to meet any of these requirements your handle will be posted publicly and you will no longer be allowed to attend any future bash functions.
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