Gogetem wrote:
In which state is Magazine Mountain located? This may not be the exact wording, but it's similar. I keep picking Massachusetts instead of Arkansas. I must have a mental block against Arkansas.
pengwn wrote:
One could say you have . . . issues about this question
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tiefly wrote:
...or he subscribes to the wrong answer
spotes wrote:
Luckily, their pun usage is only periodical.
The statute of limitations may have expired, but I never
*saw* this coming.
A couple hours before sunset, on a dry day, I decided to assay Magazine Mtn in my jogging shoes. I made it about 300 yards before the sunlight tilted in such a direction that every thirty feet or so I could visually perceive what I had already felt. There were, with nearly mathematical precision, spiderwebs flung across the path. The webs were easily a yard across, and spun by girls the size and color of chili beans. I immediately gave up the game, but the welts left on me didn't disappear for a month.
I would recommend hunkering down in Excelsior Springs. Spectacular vistas of the Black River, the Ozark park system, and some fine spelunking as well. Just don't go jogging near sunset.