New Scaratings

Pengwn bears an uncanny resemblance to Burgess Meredith and was last seen making a dashing getaway in Gotham City, on a Greyhound bus, after robbing a convenient store of a couple packs of Skool and the latest edition of Truck Stop Hussies magazine - the special BBW issue.

That IS a baseless lie. It was Mega Mommas Monthly
(Hey, they say go big or go home. I did both!)

Tolle has a platypus egg-laying fetish, and as a result, is barred from five Australian states and the Cincinnati Zoo

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

Pengwin stole both Lord Stanley's Cup and the Grey Cup - now which one will be worn in Ohio????

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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I was thinking of donning a retro look, and wearing the AVCO Cup

teverett is striving to qualify for the LPGA, for the sole purpose of capturing a particular trophy

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

pengwn has been known to, in the wintertime, make snow angels in the next door neighbor's front yard.
He was always chased away because he insisted on wearing fishnet stockings while doing so.

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There is no way in hell I would ever qualify for the LPGA, especially kissing up to a crystal trophy like that.

Iceman's mom and dad are Frosty the Snowman and an ice princess.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

TR was an intern for the mayor of Cincinnati and much like Monica Lewinsky had relations with her superior, Jerry Springer. She also saved her "tagged" clothing, but instead of using it to disgrace the Honorable Mayor, she saved her beloved stained kangaroo garanimals and snuggles with them every night... putting herself to sleep with ever softening chants of JERRY! JERRy! JErry! jer... zzzz

TR answers to the name "Roo" to this day because of this but, sadly, this is the one (and only) thing Jeryy Springer has ever been embarrassed about.

Tolle was making a sextape of himself and Jerry Springer and was jealous that he did not get a pair of Granimals too...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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Roo is, in real life, an actual Blue Goose.

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Anon
"He may seem like Mr. Rogers but a dark spirit lies beneath."

ANON is an alcoholic.

TIEFLY is a teetotaler

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

PENGWN knows what he is talkng about concerning tiefly.

TIEFLY tried out for the band GWAR, but didn't make the cut because they thought, "He was too far out there".

Tolle once tried to open a restaurant that specialized in devil's food cake and named it
The Number of the Bistro.

Spotes knows absolutely NOTHING about U.S. History.

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Anon
"He may seem like Mr. Rogers but a dark spirit lies beneath."

ANON tried to rival with Avon with his own jewerly and colonge company.

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Mitch (MTCHWF/WLFFLY)

Co-Home Bar: Buffalo Wild Wings Edwardsville, IL and Time Out in St Louis, MO

Mitchwolf is totally obsessed with Duran Duran and loves to dance around naked to the song Hungry Like the Wolf.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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The ICEMAN cometh, but only after popping a handful of Viagra and watching Aunt Bee shake her moneymaker on an old episode of The Andy Griffith Show.

At night, Tolle likes to dress in bellbottoms and impress his lady by singing "Afternoon Delight"

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Everybody, who has posted on this thread before me is gay, but I love them all just the same.

p.s. I haven't gone gay yet, but seeing that I am vastly outnumbered, I'm considering it.

p.p.s. Gotta tell the truth. I haven't read any of the posts on this thread. I just made this up, and it isn't very likely that I'm going gay anytime soon.

(Just trying to find out if anyone is still awake on this thread.)

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy got the nickname Cloudy because when he and George Burns were both in their early twenties he'd always blow a ring of smoke from George's cigar after they were finished having physical relations.

TOLLE will be unable to attend Triviapalooza due to a conflict with The World Championship of Wii Bowlers, which is being held being held in Lancaster, PA.

TIEFLY has a major mancrush on Barbara Millicent Roberts and hopes he will get to live in her dream house someday. He will not be at Triviapalooza as he will be driving with "Barbie" to the Under the Sea dance.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

ROO dresses as Rene, rather than Lene, when she sings Aqua covers at karaoke bars in Amish country.