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THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:32 pm

Cloudy wrote:

When did Liljol turn against the Red Sox and why...?

Liljol was a big Red Sox fan for most of his life. As a kid, his favorite baseball players were two California boys, Ted Williams and Dom DiMaggio.

It was just a few years ago that Liljol found out that his beloved Red Sox had sold Babe Ruth to the hated Yankees. (How he could never have known this before, is beyond me.) For months afterward Liljol would wake up in the middle of the night, screaming, "How could my Sox have been so stupid to do that?" His nightmares about this were unbelievably torturing. This agony began to haunt his daily life, and effect his work. As he began to realize that all the pain he had suffered for so many years rooting for the Red Sox, was because of that ridiculously stupid sale of The Babe.

After months of psychotherapy, he finally decided that dumping the Red Sox, because of all the heartbreak they had caused him was the only way to go.

Be thou an IDJIT????

Cloudy, liljol is not the person above you & to my knowledge he has not ever posted in this thread. Therefore he would not be eligible to tell a baseless lie.

Shame, shame, shame.

Cloudy is 4' 3" (in height).

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Be thou an IDJIT????

Cloudy, liljol is not the person above you & to my knowledge he has not ever posted in this thread. Therefore he would not be eligible to tell a baseless lie.

Shame, shame, shame.

Cloudy is 4' 3" (in height).

ICEMAN could have been a Rhodes Scholar...

Even though he had the grades and the test scores that made him a lock, he still worried, until the letter arrived that told him he had been accepted.

Because ICEMAN wasn't sure how to get there, he went to Mapquest for directions. Following Mapquest's directions, ICEMAN was very confused, when he stepped off the airplane to find himself on a Greek island. Though unable to find the university, ICEMAN was able to find a taste for Greek wine, and spent his two years there enjoying Greek wine, food, and women.

The people of the Island of Rhodes loved ICEMAN, and as I understand it, they are constructing a colossal statue of him, that will bridge the entrance to their harbor, when completed.

p.s. ICEMAN, I not sure what wines you drank, while you were over there, but I love Retsina. I'm hoping you brought a bottle or two back for me. :lol:

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

Cloudy, ever the penny pincher, had to convert from Judaism because he was switching from cable to satellite and thought he'd have to buy two dishes.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

spotes wrote:

Cloudy, ever the penny pincher, had to convert from Judaism because he was switching from cable to satellite and thought he'd have to buy two dishes.

Just two dishes...?

Yes, being a Scotsman, I am a penny pincher by nature. However, it was my Jewish lady friend, Helene, who convinced me, when she told me this.

"Cloudy, two dishes won't do it. You will need five: one for meat, one for milk, one for Passover meat, one for Passover milk, and one for pan fried ham and cheese sandwiches."

Okay, now that we have gotten the truth about my frugality and choice of religion out of the way, it's time for another baseless lie about SPOTES.

"SPOTES" is not his real name. It is an acronym that stands for: Secret Policeman Observing Trivia Eggheads' Stupidity.

Look out guys and gals, SPOTES may have gathered enough trivia stupidity info on you to run you in. :shock:

p.s. It is well known that the 86th Street Pub is just a front for the FBI's trivia counter terrorism squad. :lol:

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

Cloudy wrote:

spotes wrote:

Cloudy, ever the penny pincher, had to convert from Judaism because he was switching from cable to satellite and thought he'd have to buy two dishes.

Just two dishes...?

Yes, being a Scotsman, I am a penny pincher by nature. However, it was my Jewish lady friend, Helene, who convinced me, when she told me this.

"Cloudy, two dishes won't do it. You will need five: one for meat, one for milk, one for Passover meat, one for Passover milk, and one for pan fried ham and cheese sandwiches."

Okay, now that we have gotten the truth about my frugality and choice of religion out of the way, it's time for another baseless lie about SPOTES.

"SPOTES" is not his real name. It is an acronym that stands for: Secret Policeman Observing Trivia Eggheads' Stupidity.

Look out guys and gals, SPOTES may have gathered enough trivia stupidity info on you to run you in. :shock:

p.s. It is well known that the 86th Street Pub is just a front for the FBI's trivia counter terrorism squad. :lol:

Nothing screams government incompetence quite like a "secret policeman" operating from "well known" headquarters. :shock:

Cloudy has never quite gotten over the irony of Carrot Top being the comedian that's hardest on the eyes.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:48 pm

spotes subscribes to the theory that the DTV transition was a plot. He believes that forced transition to digital television broadcasting is practical realization of "Big Brother" concept. He claims that miniature cameras and microphones are built into set-top boxes and newer TV sets to spy on people. :shock:

Trust me Harry, no one cares how much Dr. Pepper you drink. :mrgreen:

teverett · **Posted:** Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:29 pm

The Iceman is a roadie for Foreigner...

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

teverett wrote:

The Iceman is a roadie for Foreigner...

Last week, when TEVERETT was driving home home from playing trivia, she heard a loud explosion and her car swerved out of contol. She was able to steer her vehicle to the side of the road, and called 911.

Here is the transcript of her 911 call:

"Help me! Help me! Terrorists have just detonated an IED under my car. I'm still alive, but I'm unarmed, and when they move in for the kill, I will not be able to defend myself."

The Ohio State Police soon arrived on the scene, with guns drawn.

After inspecting the scene for about three minutes, one of the troopers came over to her car and said, "Lady, you can get up off the floor of your car now. Everything is okay. You don't happen to be a member of AAA, are you?"

TEVERETT replied, "Yes I am!"

The trooper said, "Good, next time this happens call them instead of us. The American Automobile Association is much better prepared to fix a flat tire than we are."

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

Duplicate post that can't be deleted. Sorry about the wasted space again.

teverett · **Posted:** Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:12 am

Cloudy is a member of the Lollipop Guild...

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

teverett wrote:

Cloudy is a member of the Lollipop Guild...

TEVERETT had a bit part in the 1939 movie, "The Wizard of Oz". See if you can find her in this brief clip from the film, when Dorothy is welcomed to Munchkin Land.

Here's the link. Can you find TEVERETT...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSiyaqnZYs

p.s. TEVERETT wanted to play Dorothy in the movie, but MGM chose Judy Garland instead. Though TEVERETT was very disappointed, she and Judy Garland became life long friends, and I believe that Judy gave the real Ruby Slippers to TEVERETT, which she still has today. She doesn't wear them anymore, because the one time she did and clicked the heels, she found herself on a farm in Kansas. Because she doesn't want to have to hitchhike back to Cincinnati from Kansas ever again, she keeps the Ruby Slippers in the back of her bedroom closet along with the rest of her treasures, and old bottles of makeup that she can't bring herself to throw away. :lol:

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pengwn · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:09 pm

CLOUDY wears Leggs stockings during winter so his farts will keep his feet warm

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:48 pm

pengwn is still wearing last week's underwear. :shock:

spotes · **Joined:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:27 pm **Posts:** 1558

Thanks to his work on Project Ultra during WWII ICEMAN was able to successfully crack the code on what the heck Moms Mabley was saying on nearly 60% of her first album.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

spotes wrote:

Thanks to his work on Project Ultra during WWII ICEMAN was able to successfully crack the code on what the heck Moms Mabley was saying on nearly 60% of her first album.

SPOTES has all of Moms Mabley's comedy LP's, and listens to them every night, when he goes to bed. :lol:

Here's a link to a brief peek at Moms Mabley at work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eSjwvcVrSQ

p.s. It was my old high school track and cross country buddy, Tom Clinton, who introduced me to Moms Mabley back in 1962.

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:30 pm

Cloudy is building an army of henchmen for the purposes of invading Canada.
He hopes to control a world monopoly of the poutine industry.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy is building an army of henchmen for the purposes of invading Canada.
He hopes to control a world monopoly of the poutine industry.

ICEMAN has assembled his own army of henchwomen to repel my henchmen. Knowing that the gals aways win, I'm sending my boys home. So it's still all your's and PENGWN's.

p.s. What the Hell is "poutine" anyway...? This isn't a misspelling of a Filipino word is it? :lol:

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:35 am

Cloudy wrote:

p.s. What the Hell is "poutine" anyway...? This isn't a misspelling of a Filipino word is it? :lol:

French fries with cheese curd & gravy. The National Dish of Canuckia.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

p.s. What the Hell is "poutine" anyway...? This isn't a misspelling of a Filipino word is it? :lol:

French fries with cheese curd & gravy. The National Dish of Canuckia.

Yummy, that sure beats Haggis and Gefilte fish. However, I'm a little bit concerned about the carbs poutine has.

I probably shouldn't post this, but out of concern of what poutine might do to those, who read these posts, I have to tell you this. ICEMAN has become addicted to poutine. He eats it every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Though he loves the taste, and the good mood it puts him in, he has gained 65 pounds in the last 6 months.

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........................................................................................................... "Dig in, forget about your waistline, it's good!"

THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:52 pm

It is little known but, Cloudy is the inventor of water cooled lug nuts AND the revolutionary fuel injected torque converter. Its no wonder NHRA Drag Racing legend Big Daddy Don Garlits has Cloudy on his Christmas card list.

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

ICEMAN claims to have invented the Interocitor.

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pengwn · **Posted:** Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:26 am

Morosely depressed after reading A Wish For Wings That Work, CLOUDY is buying me a private airplane and pilot training classes for Christmas

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

pengwn wrote:

Morosely depressed after reading A Wish For Wings That Work, CLOUDY is buying me a private airplane and pilot training classes for Christmas

Yeah, I got your Christmas wish letter, PENGWN, and I decided to forward it on to Santa at the North Pole. He's still flying, and I'm not, so I think you've got a better shot of having your wish fulfilled by the big fat guy in the red suit.

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THE ICEMAN · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:53 pm

Cloudy wrote:

ICEMAN claims to have invented the Interocitor.

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Nope, I didn't invent it but as it turns out I did order one out of the Whole Earth Catalog back in '75. I thought it was the Amazing Technicolor Cheese Wedge. Live & learn... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=m2giPgQXSn4

Cloudy was once the understudy to Nikola Tesla.
As the understudy, Cloudy was tasked to demonstrate the danger of DC current vs AC by taking a whiz on electric fences powered by each type of current. The results were, needless to say, shocking. :shock:

Cloudy · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am **Posts:** 5277

THE ICEMAN wrote:

Cloudy wrote:

ICEMAN claims to have invented the Interocitor.

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Nope, I didn't invent it but as it turns out I did order one out of the Whole Earth Catalog back in '75. I thought it was the Amazing Technicolor Cheese Wedge. Live & learn... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=m2giPgQXSn4

Cloudy was once the understudy to Nikola Tesla.
As the understudy, Cloudy was tasked to demonstrate the danger of DC current vs AC by taking a whiz on electric fences powered by each type of current. The results were, needless to say, shocking. :shock:

ICEMAN claims his 7th grade science project was stolen from his school locker in 1969. He had worked on it all semester, and had everything to make the Internet a reality. ICEMAN believes that his science teacher, who worked part time for the Advanced Research Projects Agency, might be the culprit, who broke into his locker, because his teacher quit teaching at the end of the year, and moved from the trailer he was living in into a $500,000 house in Arlington, VA, shortly after.

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