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CLOUDY is presently running around town, dressed only in an over-sized diaper and Lee Press-on Wings, shooting people with red heart-tipped NERF darts

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

Pengwn has covered up the great Canadian Zombie Scare. Here is the parliment debate on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueBZuZAo ... ture=share

American politicians need to learn how to have fun.

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"Truth Like Football. Gets kicked around much, before reaching goal." - Charlie Chan

" Don't look back, The bastards might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

Frank

Frank is a Charter Member of the Flat Earth Society. He believes the end of the earth can be found in a storage room at the 86th Street Pub.

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ICEMAN has an incurable psychological disorder commonly known as schizophrenic pictorial imagery changing. The pictures he entertains us with are constantly being replaced with new ones. Sometimes they are gone so quickly, that if you blink once or twice, they are gone before you see them, but there is always something new to entertain you. Actually, it's probably a good thing that this psychological disorder is incurable, because if ICEMAN didn't keep switching the pictures he shows us, we would still have to be watching that stupid chicken race thing over and over again today...




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.......................................... "Hi ICEMAN, thanks for putting us on the ScaRatings. We're much better than that stupid chicken race thing that you used to use."

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy claims to have missed my postings...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

TEVERETT is back, but why was she gone...?

Not many people know this, but last summer TEVERETT cashed in the highest paying scratch-off ticket that Ohio offers, and she has been taking cruises all over the place with her winnings. Her joy ride around the World came to an abrupt stop on the Carnival Cruise Line ship, Triumph, who's engine room fire left her adrift at sea for nearly a week. She was interviewed by CNN as she staggered down the gangplank in Mobile, Alabama, along with over 4,000 other passengers. When the reporter asked her if she would be going on another cruise any time soon, she grabbed the microphone from him, and screamed into it, "NO...! HELL NO...!!! I'm done with these &%@#$* cruises for ever. Not only did they put me through the worst agony imaginable, they didn't even have Buzztime Trivia. I'm going back to the "ScaRatings" and putting some fun back into my life."

Welcome back, TEVERETT.

p.s. I hear there is a new cruise ship going to sea very soon. She's the Poseidon, and it might be worth giving it one last shot.

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy, I am not a fan of a cruise ship. Give me a canoe any day of the week.

Cloudy said he is going to come to Triviapalooza and bring a barrel of Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale for all to share.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Unintentional duplicate post deleted.

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You have to be impressed by TEVERETT's canoeing prowess. I believe she is the only woman to ever paddle herself down the Ohio River to the Mississippi, across the Gulf of Mexico into the Carribean, and visit all of the Virgin Islands in an open canoe. Even more impressive, she paddled back against the current of the mighty rivers, all the way to Cincinnati.

Here she is as the sun was setting, while she paddled across the Gulf of Mexico:



p.s. A barrel of Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale...? Sorry, I couldn't fit it into my car. How about a six-pack of the stuff?

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy rent a U-haul to bring it to Cincinnati.

Cloudy is in need of a massage of the mind- he cannot get the bad stuff out of his brain.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

teverett is the leading ScaRatings poster so far this year

(Good to see you back)

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/°v°\ • Every time Linux boots, a penguin gets its wings
I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

The zoo keepers at the Seattle Zoo were mystified to discover that all of the penguins had vanished from their enclosed pond last week. Investigators were called in. They dragged the pond, but found no bodies. They checked the polar bear cage, but found no feathers. They visited all of the local Chinese restaurants, but only found chicken in the chicken dishes that they served. They knew that they didn't just fly off, so they shrugged their shoulders, gave up, and went home.

I know what really happened and why.

Pengwn is getting into Canadian politics, and is running for city alderman. His polling told him that he needed 20 more votes to be elected, but didn't know where he could come up with them, until he remembered feeding the penguins at the Seattle Zoo, and that there were well over 20 of them there. They would be sure votes, if he could only get them out of there and across the border, he would have little problem getting them all registered to vote.

So late one night Pengwn drove a stolen Seattle City trash pickup truck into the zoo, threw a penguin-friendly stepway over the fence to the penguin enclosure, and coaxed them all out with fresh herring. Once they were all safely settled in the truck, he recovered the stepway, and drove back to Canada.

Obviously Pengwn has learned a lot from politics in the United States. It will be interesting to see if this works for him.

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy claims that he invented the Kentucky Hot Brown.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

TEVERETT used to be a jet-setter, and regularly winged her way all around the world. She had enough sky-miles for ten roundtrip flights to the Moon. However, her galivanting through the skies ended, when TSA required passengers to remove their shoes going through security.

She was such a great Delta Airlines customer, that a senior vice president called her, wanting to know why she was no longer flying with them.

TEVERETT told him, "It was bad enough when Cincinnati's airport got moved from Lunken Field across the river to Kentucky, but I held my nose, swallowed my pride, and kept flying with you anyway. However, it was the last straw, when I was forced to take my shoes off to get through security. My God, if anyone ever saw me barefooted in Kentucky, they might think I was one of those ignorant hillbillies that live down there!"

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy,

I don't live in Hillbillyville.

Let's see. Cloudy is a spokesmodel for the Big Truck mattress shop that will be presenting at the Midwestern Truck Store this week in Louisville.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Yeah, TEVERETT doesn't live in "Hillbillyville", but she might as well, after the bet she just put down on the Cards in the NCAA basketball tournament. A little birdie told me that TEVERETT wagered her next month's paycheck on the University of Louisville to make the Final Four and take it all. Don't believe me...? Next time you see her, ask her to show you the cardinal bird tattoo she now has on her left arm.

She has also been practicing with the Louisville cheerleaders, and hopes to be with them in the Georgia Dome in April.

See if you can pick TEVERETT out in a recent practice she participated in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE2wBK4REp8




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...................................................................................................................Nice tat, TEVERETT.

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"The game is afoot."

I know that I am breaking the rules again, but seeing that this thread has been dormant for a week, I thought that I would try to rouse it from its slumber.

Liljol is really 6' 2" tall. He is a master of disguise and deception. He once was able to fake his way into a sumo wrestling match as a 300 pounder. Both Ferdinand Waldo Demara and Frank Abagnale reveal in their autobiographies that they learned how to fool people while sitting next to Liljol at the bar playing trivia. Next time a Hell's Angel biker bellies up to the bar, asks for a Playmaker, and starts winning every game, take a second look at him. It could be Liljol in one of his many disguises.

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy was upset that they would not put Buzztime in the Yum Center.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Not too many years ago TEVERETT won the Betty Crocker Bake Off contest with an apple pie that the judges claimed was the best they had ever tasted.

She was overjoyed when they handed her the check for winning, because it more than covered the cost of what she paid for it at the Kroger's bakery.

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy said he would take Pengwn and myself out for dinner at the House of Prime Rib... Yummy

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

TEVERETT doesn't know that PENGWN prefers herring and that Cloudy likes haggis. So if everything works out, we'll be dinning at a quaint little Scottish seafood restaurant that serves up a delicious herring haggis dish. Bon appetit...

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TEVERETT, that was a bold and risky move on your part. However, it paid off. How much did you win? After you gigantic winning wager, I think you should be buying the drinks at the next Triviapalooza. It won't cost you much, just the cheapest beer of the month will keep me happy. TIEFLY brings his own homemade moonshine. ZOG and SPOTES drink Dr. Pepper. The rest will be so drunk that they won't know what they're drinking, or who's paying for it.

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy said he will come to TRiviapalooza.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

I know that somewhere on the gazillion threads, pages, and posts on the "ScaRatings" I could find the date and and location of the next "Triviapalooza", but please do me a favor and save me a lot of frustraing time trying to find it. Just tell me where and when one more time. It would also help, if I knew how to register for it, and what the deadline is.

Now for a baseless lie about TEVERETT.

TEVERETT has created her own LLC, which has purchased the rights to "Triviapalooza" from NTN. Her Limited Liability Corporation does all the promo for the bash, coordinates with NTN for prizes, and negotiates with the bar where it will be held for the revenue split. Her LLC gets 10% of everything that the bar takes in during the "Triviapalooza" weekend. Better yet, NTN gives her 25,000 Players Plus points for everyone, who logs on a Playmaker box at "Triviapalooza".

Way to go TEVERETT LLC, you are truly a buisness woman right up there with Martha Stewart and Mary Kay.

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Cloudy July 17-21 Bargos - Cincinnati OH Stay at LaQuinta right behind - can stagger to hotel.

Cloudy told me that he is going to run in the Flying Pig Marathon this year.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything