sinister wrote:
Last night on the badge game one of the questions was about religion. I don't remember the exact wording but one of the 5 choices was LILJOLISM. Now I know he is a god to us but apparently BT has accepted him.
The Ten Commandments of Liljolism:
I. I am the O'Douls thy beer. Thou shalt have no alcoholic beverages before thee
II. Thou shall not cheer for thyself a junior sports team, or any likeness of anything that is in Palo Alto up north, or that is in the east Beantown, or that is by the water of San Diego Bay. Thou shall not bow down to them or serve them
III. Thou shalt not take the name of Cal your Golden Bears in vain
IV. Remember the Sad-sack day, to stay at home. Six days thou shalt bang away, and fill thy local high scores, but the seventh day is predict-the-play of the NFL your QB1. On it you shall not play any premium game; you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your love goats, or the ^ player who is within your site
V. Honor thy servant and thy bartender, that your site's days may be long, and that you may tip decently in the site that the landlord and Buzztime hast given you
VI. Thou shalt not kill boxes to preserve thy averages
VII. Thou shalt not commit borgery
VIII. Thou shalt not sandbag
IX. Thou shalt not blare false answers against thy neighbour
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's Player's Plus points, or his medals, or his badges, or his stats, or any richness of site density that is your neighbour's
Another central tenet of the faith is to make pilgrimages to as many BT sites as one's fragile and decrepit old body and/or finances shall allow