New Scaratings

A lot of that mud came from the 6 inches of top soil that TEVERETT had removed from her front and back yards last fall, and she donated it to Mudee, so he could be the grand marshal of the Tough Mudder in Ohio.

p.s. How are those new special plants doing, that the landscapers put in for you...? I'll bet that your water bill will go way down.

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Cloudy,

My plants are fine.

Cloudy came up with a lame excuse to miss Palooza. He's going to Disney World to play with Mickey Mouse instead...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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TEVERETT is a frequent caller to "Coast to Coast AM". (She actually has their phone number on speed dial.) Her favorite topics are Big Foot, whom she claims to have camped out with several times, and alien abductions, which she claims have taken her to planets outside of our solar system, where she learned the true meaning of life.

I've got to ask TEVERETT if the true meaning of life is toasting marshmallows around a campfire with Big Foot.



..... "Oh shit, I forgot the marshmallows!"

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Cloudy,

One time, I did forget the marshmallows at a campout once. Thank goodness for Marshmallow Peeps!

Cloudy is a fill-in on weekends on America's Trucking Network - a truly great show!!!

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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I just heard that TEVERETT will be replacing Paula Deen on the "Food Network". Her show will be called "TEVERETT's Tasty, Treats, and Tidbits". She already has a best selling cookbook, "Recipes from the City of Dancing Pigs". The pilot of her first show is out on You Tube. Check it out, our babe does a great job, and I'm predicting that she will be picking up some Emmy Awards pretty soon.

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..........................................................................."Best cooking show award goes to TEVERETT!"

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Iceman is going to compete this year in the Lumberjack games - I look forward to seeing him use his "hot saw"

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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TEVERETT has twelve-foot pet boa constrictor, named Cuddles. She allows Cuddles free range of her house. Strangely, her beloved pet Chihuahua, Chi Chi, disappeared shortly after Cuddles moved in.

Here is one of the reward posters that TEVERETT stapled to every telephone pole within a three-mile radius of her house:



.............. $100 REWARD! Call TEVERETT at 555-4663


Oh yes, here's a snap shot of Cuddles playing in the back yard with the little boy, who lives next door:

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ICEMAN was a close friend of George Adamski, and frequently accompanied him on his excursions to remote areas of the desert for rides on UFOs. ICEMAN had the presence of mind to bring his camera along to record proof that the UFOs were real.

Here are a few of the snap shots of the UFOs that ICEMAN took with his Brownie camera:





Here's a shot of the Moon that ICEMAN took as his spacecraft followed the lead ship on their way to visit the other planets in our solar system. (Look closely and you can see the lead ship that ICEMAN's spacecraft was following.):





ICEMAN spoke at George Adamski's funeral, and consoled the mourners by telling them that Adamski wasn't dead. He was still alive on Uranus, and will return.


p.s. Be patient, sometimes ICEMAN's photos are a little bit slow to show up, because the NSA needs to check them out, before they can be shown on the "ScaRatings".

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Cloudy is raising money for Spaceship X. He wants his remains to go to space someday.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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teverett is actually Wonder Woman and has been spying on Cloudy's Spaceship X project from her invisible jet.

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Mudee sold me the plans to Spaceship X for a case of beer. They are very confusing, and a few pages are missing. I've called him a gazillion times, but all I ever got was
his voice mail, and he never returned my calls.

I think it is supposed to look something like this, when it's completed:

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Cloudy can be seen as a bat boy for the Louisville Riverbats.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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TEVERETT is going to Egypt. No, this isn't a sight seeing trip. She is going there to attempt to get the warring factions to sit down together, and learn how to become a team with the same goals. How is she going to do this...? She is going to introduce Buzztime trivia to them. She is pretty sure that it will work, and when she's finished with Egypt, she plans to move on to Syria next. When she gets there, I would expect her to yell out to her team, "Come on guys, let's see if we can beat 86th Street Pub tonight on Sports Trivia! We could get a lot of soccer questions."

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Wishful thinking Cloudy.

Cloudy tried to take trivia to North Korea. However, he was greatly outnumbered.

Hugs Cloudy.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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Wrongo, TEVERETT...

The North Koreans are a peaceful people, who have not engaged in warfare on anyone since 1953. Yeah, they talk a good fight, but their bark is worse than their bite. There is no way that I would ever try to introduce Buzztime trivia in North Korea. It would just get them pissed off by Buzztime's never ending incorrect questions and answers. Worse yet, repeatedly losing to bars in South Korea, could very well piss them off enough to spark a resumption of the Korean War.

I did go to South Korea a few years back. When I was there, I visited the Demilitarized Zone. As I gazed across the boarder between North and South Korea, I heard a familiar, sweet, female voice a few feet behind me saying, "Hey GI, may I give you a donut? I turned around, and much to my surprise, there was TEVERETT! She looked great in her Red Cross Donut Dolly uniform.

I said, "Yes, that sounds good to me." However, I was too late. TEVERETT was just taking the last bite of the last donut in her box. TEVERETT said, "Oh, I'm sorry. That one was stale. You wouldn't have wanted it anyway. Don't worry, I'll be right back with some fresh donuts." I waited for her return for hours, but she never came back.

I think we all should tell TEVERETT how proud of her we all are for volunteering to be a Red Cross Donut Dolly.

p.s. Now that the American military is putting females into frontline combat positions, do you think the Red Cross will follow suit, and send male Donut Donnies out to the fox holes to hand out donuts and coffee...

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What ICEMAN said is possibly true. I know that ICEMAN was there the day I brought my CH-46 Sea Knight into a hover over the Nasca lines and animal figures. He was a young Peruvian boy, who was crying, because his llama had run off with his coloring book and crayons, which he hoped to use to draw a picture of the great monkey. We landed, picked him up, wiped the tears from his face, found his llama, and flew them both to his small village. His mother and father thanked us profusely for bringing him home. After feeding me and my crew, they asked us to go back and take their little boy to the Nasca Plateau with us, so he could draw his picture. We took little ICEMAN, his coloring book, and crayons with us, and waited for him to draw his picture.

Here is a photograph of ICEMAN's drawing of the great monkey all of those years ago:



(I'd say he did a pretty damn good job...!)

p.s. I guess all of this makes ICEMAN kind of right.

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Cloudy makes a mean Marilyn Monroe Martini

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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What the Hell is a Marilyn Monroe Martini...? TEVERETT, if I knew what it was, I probably could make a mean one...

Now for the baseless lie.

When TEVERETT was a little girl, she set up a neighborhood lemonade stand. Sitting there for hours, and making no sales, she realized that if she wanted to do any business, she would need to spice her lemonade up. So she went back to her house, and borrowed a bottle of vodka from her parents' liquor cabinet. TEVERETT made enough money that day to buy herself a brand new bicycle.

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Cloudy taught me how to ride a two wheeler...

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Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

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TEVERETT is a direct descendant of Carrie Nation.



She would like to continue Carrie Nation's crusade. However, after a nasty incident, (Which I will not go into the details of.) Bargo's will no longer allow TEVERETT bring her hatchet into their saloon.

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Cloudy was spotted driving his new ride the other day, rumor has it there is a new buzztime tablet being installed on the steering wheel/handle bars.

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This is a scurrilous baseless lie accusation... So I will follow in suit...

Mudee has had NTN install Buzztime trivia into all of the bathrooms in his house. It's a little bit expensive, but he doesn't give a shit about the cost. He can afford it... He's flush with money, because he never pisses it away... :lol


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................................................................................ Goodnight I'm going to bed.

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