New Scaratings

Yep, you will get a personal tour, but it will have to be YODA or DHB who drive. I quit drinking and driving a long time ago, after my DUI conviction.

Hmmm, so I was your father in a past life... I sure as Hell hope this doesn't mean that I owe your mother from a past life 200 years of back child support.

Now for yet some more baseless lies about TEVERETT:

In a past life, TEVERETT was a charter member of the "Woman's Christian Temperance Union". She marched with them, and no saloon was safe from her hatchet.

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.... (TEVERETT is 4th from the left in the front row in this photo of a "Woman's Christian Temperance Union" weekly meeting.)


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............................... "TEVERETT, I am your mother from another past life, and I expect you to carry on my crusade."

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Long ago . . . CLOUDY also could wield an axe with the best of them. A six-string axe, that is



Unfortunately, he opted to join a band that played a lot of Who covers. At one venue (reached by driving his Ford Galaxy far away), CLOUDY began to practice without checking the clearance of the ceiling fans. He wound up for a Pete Townshend windmill . . . and wound up shredding more than he intended

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

PENGWN was "The Singing Nun", and had the big 1963/1964 hit "Dominique".

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"Yeah, maybe I waddle, but I can sing with the best."

Here is PENGWN's only big hit as the Singing Nun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7cD6qmydo

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CLOUDY is banned for dressing IMHERE up like a nun & using Super Glue to make him hold a guitar.

Tiefly has thrown his hat into the ring and is running for Governor of the state of West Virginia.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

I will vote for Tiefly. The last time I attended one of his WV Trivia shindigs, I registered to vote in WV.

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"Truth Like Football. Gets kicked around much, before reaching goal." - Charlie Chan

" Don't look back, The bastards might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

Frank

FrankC's absence from the "ScaRatings" is now explained...

Being from Chicago, FrankC knows how politics work. He has been on a month long journey, registering to vote in every state that doesn't require a picture ID to register and vote. As I understand it, his wife and ten kids rode along with him, and are now registered to vote in all of those states too. Once Frank gets all of his grandkids registered in all of those states, I've got a feeling that he might make a run for the presidency in 2016, and just might win.

Frank, you've got my vote, even though I don't think you will need it...

p.s. After you move into the White House, are you going to charge as much as Bill Clinton did to sleep in the Lincoln Bed Room...? I think you should give registered "ScaRatings" members a discount.

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Cloudy ran for Mayor of Rabbit Hash, KY, but he got beat by a Black Dog.

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

Traditionally, in Kentucky it's been a Democrat's "Old Yellow Dog" that wins. Yep, they would vote for an old yellow dog, as long as it is running for office for their party. Actually, that used to be very true, but they must have run out of "Old Yellow Dogs" to vote for, because Kentucky is now a pretty solid Red State.

Guess I need to put a baseless lie about TEVERETT up here.

TEVERETT once crossed over the state boundary from Ohio to Kentucky, and ran for mayor of Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky. She won the election, but when it was discovered that she lived in Ohio instead of Kentucky, her election was overturned. Even before TEVERETT was done driving herself back to Cincinnati, the citizens of Monkey's Eyebrow swore in Fido, a golden retriever, as mayor. The first thing Fido did was to abolish the dog leash law. Looks like the citizens of Monkey's Eyebrow made a good decision.

p.s. There really is a Monkey's Eyebrow, KY...





p.p.s. There really is a golden retriever named Fido also...



...................... "Thanks for the votes guys."

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Cloudy what a cute dog. I am glad to see he won....

Cloudy's first concert was Slim Whitman...

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

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What a coincidence! "Hunt & peck" is ICEMAN's strategy for picking up women in bars. Although sometimes he just walks up and gives 'em a little kiss on the cheek instead

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I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I won't stop until I find out what
Why not downgrade Plutonium to a dwarf element?

pengwn lives the secret life of a catfish noodler. He love sticking his hands in deep dark holes with the hope of pulling out something wiggly.

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ICEMAN was ejected from his court ordered anger management group psychotherapy session last week. The story I've heard was that ICEMAN showed up for the session dressed in his Mr. Spock costume, and got into it with another court mandated patient, over some trivial thing.

Here is some video of what ensued:



When the judge sees this video, I'm worried that we will be seeing ICEMAN in his orange jumpsuit costume picking up trash along the side of the highway.

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................ "ICEMAN, you doin' good boy. Now put the bag with all them aluminum cans in the trunk of my personal vehicle."

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ICEMAN still keeps two chocolate Easter bunnies from his childhood in his closet. Every day for the last 50 years he has offered them marshmallow carrots in hopes that they will nibble on them and start to hop around. He often plays this song while he tries to feed them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeRkP4ExVRs

Perhaps ICEMAN shouldn't have nibbled on his chocolate Easter bunnies...

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Cloudy has the most amazingly original imagination... EVER!!!

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ICEMAN invented the moving image that can be copied and pasted to any post on any site he wants to. They make us laugh as we watch them, but they also make ICEMAN laugh at the rest of us, who don't know how to do it.

Come on ICEMAN, be a good guy, and teach the rest of us how to do it too.

p.s. I wonder if ICEMAN is holding out on us, because he hasn't received a final approval from the U.S. Patent Office yet.

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ICEMAN was the lead engineer in charge of the construction of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. His plan to use the reactor to distill vodka inexpensively, while it was creating the heat needed to make the steam that turned the turbines to make electricity, was what caused the meltdown. The Soviets never brought this to the world's attention, because there were millions of gallons of Chernobyl's radioactive vodka already sitting on the shelves in liquor stores, that they did not want to have to recall.

p.s. If anyone ever recieves a bottle of vodka from ICEMAN as a gift, DON'T DRINK IT...! Call HAZMAT instead.


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....................... "Joe, that's two full barrels of radioactive vodka now. Where the Hell is this stuff coming from?"

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"The game is afoot."

Cloudy drinks Chernobyl vodka because it is cheap and it glows in the dark. He can find his stash at night without turning on the lights.

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"Truth Like Football. Gets kicked around much, before reaching goal." - Charlie Chan

" Don't look back, The bastards might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

Frank

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Iceman really is the Most Interesting Man in the World

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Tiffany

Occassional Haunt - Jax Tavern, Forest Park, OH

And the answer is......4?? 42....the answer to life, the universe and everything

teverett thinks she is a Hobbit & actually lives in a burrow underground. Give it up, that's Dante's gig.

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