Cloudy wrote:
MiniYoda wrote:
They still exist. We bought two last time we were at Destin (about two years ago). One died, but we mail-ordered a replacement. There is some legality about how old they have to be before you can sell them, but you can still get them in Florida.
Oh, NO...! Two more mouths to feed...
However, if you feed them well, take them to the veterinarian every time they get the sniffles, and walk them around the block to get their daily exercise, they might live long enough to start having their own tiny turtle babies. When that day comes they will provide you with hundreds of them every year, and you should be able to recover your costs and make a profit selling those tiny turtle babies on the Internet.
p.s. I hope you don't have two males or two females. If you do, the only way you will be able to recoup any of your expenses would be to wait for them to die and make buttons out of the shells that they no longer need.

Cloudy, I'm afraid that I am a bit too shy to ask a turtle what gender it is. Most of the time I can tell when a human is male or female, but there are some times that a person (Remember It's Pat?) can be difficult to determine. I don't go up to them and ask "Are you a man or a woman". I just live and let live.
However, my wife isn't so uncomfortable, and determined that the turtles are both males. I don't know how she did it. I don't know how she can determine the gender of a baby kitten or puppy either. She turns them upside down and looks at the bottom of their paws or something. Something about the bottom of their paws must determine if they are a boy or a girl. I don't know how she does it, and I'm to uncomfortable to ask.
BUT, we digress from this thread.
Bought my wife a Keurig a while back. For Cloudy, this is a one-cup coffee maker that uses manufactured "cups" which drop into a container, and with the press of a couple of buttons, produce a precisely brewed cup of coffee, or in some cases tea or hot cocoa. Gone are the days of peculators and tea kettles.